I saw the following sign today. (39)
I'm serious..a long time ago in the Emerald Isle there was two
phoenix: I'm serious..a long time ago in the Emerald Isle there was two
Realy?! Fascinating .... there was TWO?
TWO Phoenix? Are you sure?
'Emergency toilets, 50KM'
'Emergency toilets, 50KM'
Sommerauer71: TWO Phoenix? Are you sure?
'Emergency toilets, 50KM'
'Emergency toilets, 50KM'
Here in Spain you often see a sign along the road saying
Curvas Peligrosa 0 - 2 km (dangerous curves)
Now, first when I came here I had knowledge of the Romanian, and the closest translation I could get was
Curvas Periculoase 0 - 2 km (dangerous wh0res)
Mirodenia: Attention, flying underware here!!
Imagine explaining that to the wife in the morning after coming home late, alone, the night before...
mike69spain: Imagine explaining that to the wife in the morning after coming home late, alone, the night before...
What wife? I don't like this word.
About wives: I was in a bus once, wearing a red red, definitely red lipstick. The driver push the break and I landed with my red lips on a bright white shirt of a young man. His friend saw and he laugh, and he laugh and he laugh. The poor man didn't know why.
He had a jealous fiancee......
Mirodenia: What wife? I don't like this word.
About wives: I was in a bus once, wearing a red red, definitely red lipstick. The driver push the break and I landed with my red lips on a bright white shirt of a young man. His friend saw and he laugh, and he laugh and he laugh. The poor man didn't know why.
He had a jealous fiancee......
About wives: I was in a bus once, wearing a red red, definitely red lipstick. The driver push the break and I landed with my red lips on a bright white shirt of a young man. His friend saw and he laugh, and he laugh and he laugh. The poor man didn't know why.
He had a jealous fiancee......
Oh ... classic!
DANGER!
HAZARDOUS FUMES
STEEP CLIFFS
ROUGH SURFACE
HOT LAVA
FLASHLIGHT REQUIRED AFTER DARK
CUSTOMERS SHOULD USE PUSH BUTTONS TO OPEN AUTOMATIC DOORS.
HAZARDOUS FUMES
STEEP CLIFFS
ROUGH SURFACE
HOT LAVA
FLASHLIGHT REQUIRED AFTER DARK
CUSTOMERS SHOULD USE PUSH BUTTONS TO OPEN AUTOMATIC DOORS.
Mirodenia: Why do they steal them? I am stupid, do not understand....
Only in England Mirodenia, we had one up norfth...
'The Knicker Nicker'
He was prosecuted.
And you are not at all stupid....
It is a reasonable question...
Sorry, what do they do with them? Smell?
WOT (@Phoenix) TF?
WOT (@Phoenix) TF?
Mirodenia: Sorry, what do they do with them? Smell?
WOT (@Phoenix) TF?
WOT (@Phoenix) TF?
And wot the fcek have I got to do with a price of butter?..I'm alone with a coffee and my guitar..
Also I'm a catholic. How would I know.
Mirodenia: What wife? I don't like this word.
About wives: I was in a bus once, wearing a red red, definitely red lipstick. The driver push the break and I landed with my red lips on a bright white shirt of a young man. His friend saw and he laugh, and he laugh and he laugh. The poor man didn't know why.
He had a jealous fiancee......
About wives: I was in a bus once, wearing a red red, definitely red lipstick. The driver push the break and I landed with my red lips on a bright white shirt of a young man. His friend saw and he laugh, and he laugh and he laugh. The poor man didn't know why.
He had a jealous fiancee......
But this is how it is, we laugh at the expected trouble. If he (the owner of the car above) came home late and alone the night before and his wife finds a trophy on his car the day after, well....
Mirodenia: Why do they steal them? I am stupid, do not understand....
It seems as more men in UK have a greater interest in possessing (used) women’s underwear then in other parts of Europe.
Do not ask why, we simply don’t know.
A secret movement maybe ?
phoenix: And wot the fcek have I got to do with a price of butter?..I'm alone with a coffee and my guitar..
Also I'm a catholic. How would I know.
Also I'm a catholic. How would I know.
I think the @ was really the ™ (tm) or © (c) mark
Mirodenia: Sorry, what do they do with them? Smell?
WOT (@Phoenix) TF?
WOT (@Phoenix) TF?
As a ps...I've seen some of your other postings and you seem to lose your knickers a lot....
Sommerauer71:
Any odd signs that you have seen or odd names.
My solicitors who handled my divorce were called 'Wright Hassle'
Any odd signs that you have seen or odd names.
My solicitors who handled my divorce were called 'Wright Hassle'
I am NOT making this up.
My first marriage ended in divorce because my ex was bedding a fellow student.
At the time I was in the Merchant Navy,spending long periods in the North Atlantic and Baltic Sea.
In the winter the N Atlantic is one of the most inhospitable places on the planet.
By contrast the Baltic is flat calm......... the ice is over a metre thick some winters.
Small wonder I was not amused at the goings on-
And the name of the brave soul who was keeping my bed warm for me....?
Mr. Cockaday. My solicitor laughed. I nearly hit him. But he was a solicitor.
Gongman
MR COCKADAY?
Fantastic....
MR COCKADAY?
Fantastic....
Mirodenia: Sorry, what do they do with them? Smell?
WOT (@Phoenix) TF?
WOT (@Phoenix) TF?
Hard to say Mirodenia, I mean, if they are laundered, maybe wear them...
WHo knows, the Brits are strange people...
Sommerauer71: Gongman
MR COCKADAY?
Fantastic....
MR COCKADAY?
Fantastic....
Yeah I can laugh now,but at the time
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Between June and September, we are offering a free meal to people under 1.4m tall when accompanied by persons over 1.4m tall.
I was rolling around the place laughing.
WTF?
The staff must stand with a height measure...
Any odd signs that you have seen or odd names.
My solicitors who handled my divorce were called 'Wright Hassle'