another irish wedding (4)
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jampet: paddy an assumpta were leaving their wedding in a horse and carriage. the road was tough and the horse faltered at the hill. the groom got out and gave the horse a tap on the rear and said' that's once bessie' and got back in the carriage.
a few hundred yards up the hill the horse stopped again, and he got out , gave the horse a good whack and said 'that's twice bessie'.
another few hundred yards up the hill , the horse stopped again, and the groom got out, took a rifle and shot the horse dead!
Asumpta said..' what the heck are you doing?? that horse was supposed to get us to the honeymoon!'
Paddy turned around and said.....'that's once , woman'
a few hundred yards up the hill the horse stopped again, and he got out , gave the horse a good whack and said 'that's twice bessie'.
another few hundred yards up the hill , the horse stopped again, and the groom got out, took a rifle and shot the horse dead!
Asumpta said..' what the heck are you doing?? that horse was supposed to get us to the honeymoon!'
Paddy turned around and said.....'that's once , woman'
hmm, its a good thing that I ain't Irish. and won't ever marry an Irish girls either!!
nice one jampet!!
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Yeah we have that one too.
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a few hundred yards up the hill the horse stopped again, and he got out , gave the horse a good whack and said 'that's twice bessie'.
another few hundred yards up the hill , the horse stopped again, and the groom got out, took a rifle and shot the horse dead!
Asumpta said..' what the heck are you doing?? that horse was supposed to get us to the honeymoon!'
Paddy turned around and said.....'that's once , woman'