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As long as we both invest in new hats and I'll be the most senior maid cos I'm a couple of years older than you
I've already bought the box of confetti
That would be great. I would love to have a reason to return to England again soon. Perhaps we can whip up a batch of Love Potion #9 to help things move more quickly.