How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb! ( Archived) (60)

Oct 1, 2008 9:31 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

10 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
starts it all over again.



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Oct 1, 2008 9:33 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing

And one to take me to the hospital after I electrocute myself...
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Oct 1, 2008 9:34 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
katiecharlyn
katiecharlynkatiecharlyndublin, Georgia USA8 Threads 2,748 Posts
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tongue tongue
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Oct 1, 2008 9:34 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
Can I be the forum lurker?bouquet
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Oct 1, 2008 9:35 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mbcasey: And one to take me to the hospital after I electrocute myself...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one, but please be careful next timelaugh thumbs up
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Oct 1, 2008 9:35 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
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Oct 1, 2008 9:36 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
azucarmorena: Can I be the forum lurker?
Sure canthumbs up laugh laugh bouquet
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Oct 1, 2008 9:37 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mylifewithu: Sure can
Look how many view this thread has already gotten, there are a lot lurkers out there.professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 1, 2008 9:37 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing This is good!

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Oct 1, 2008 9:40 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
The proctologist goes into the examination room to find a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. He angrily flings the door open, and shouts, "Dammit Nurse, I said a Butt Light."







moping You totally left me out
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Oct 1, 2008 9:41 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
kkitty4u
kkitty4ukkitty4uSt Paul, Minnesota USA24 Threads 3 Polls 1,138 Posts
wow who'd a thought rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 1, 2008 9:42 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
diogenes: The proctologist goes into the examination room to find a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. He angrily flings the door open, and shouts, "Dammit Nurse, I said a Butt Light."

You totally left me out
laugh laugh comfort Too funnywine
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Oct 1, 2008 9:43 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
bigdaddy007
bigdaddy007bigdaddy007small town, South Dakota USA6 Threads 210 Posts
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Oct 1, 2008 9:43 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
diogenes: The proctologist goes into the examination room to find a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. He angrily flings the door open, and shouts, "Dammit Nurse, I said a Butt Light."

You totally left me out


that's a nice bit of lingus Dio...

(sets up Dio with a slow pitch....)
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Oct 1, 2008 9:45 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Sounds just like us, doesn't it???rolling on the floor laughing

But I would like for only ONE very nice man, close to my age, who is charming, willing and able, to please come over to my house and change all of my lightbulbs for me, while I kick back and watch him!thumbs up tongue devil yay
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Oct 1, 2008 9:46 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
HealthyLiving: Sounds just like us, doesn't it???

But I would like for only ONE very nice man, close to my age, who is charming, willing and able, to please come over to my house and change all of my lightbulbs for me, while I kick back and watch him!


You just want to look at my butt crack!!scold
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Oct 1, 2008 9:49 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
mbcasey: that's a nice bit of lingus Dio...

(sets up Dio with a slow pitch....)


After all, I am a Cunning Linguist!

(the crowd goes wild, another home run for Diogenes)
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Oct 1, 2008 9:49 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"




Me Too
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Oct 1, 2008 9:50 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
HealthyLiving: Sounds just like us, doesn't it???

But I would like for only ONE very nice man, close to my age, who is charming, willing and able, to please come over to my house and change all of my lightbulbs for me, while I kick back and watch him!


Suppose we just leave the lights off, and I come over, and we can both kick back together?
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Oct 1, 2008 9:54 PM CST How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
6 to go to a get together to meet and see who would really enjoy changing light bulbs and if two are compatiable to do it.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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