livinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland5,879 posts
PietroPaoloV: I'll start...
Come hither, you berry of my desire, my dearest friend to be, find me, you seeker of heavenly horizontal galloping, the one to walk through life with, hand in hand, it is you I wait for, you monster of lip munching. I will be the good in your life, the Pepsi Twist on your lips, the firecracker in your pants, the most enthusiastic partner, your saddle-less bike. Come join me in a love parade for two, for long walks in dark alleys, come stand on bridges with me where we hold hands, cry together and let tears drop on traffic passing by below, and then we laugh. Come marry me!
I don't think that'd get me a date with a sheep even.
WANTED! but not caught yet. Looking for a piece of as*. If have extra shells for 38...needed. Bring money....laying low. Got new bank spotted. Woman must drive dam* good at high speeds. Steal bad as* car before coming! If your the fuzz don't write. Will meet you in park...I'll be the one with the uzi. Ask for Dimples.
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