Write the worst personal, ever! (33)
PietroPaoloV: I'll start...
Come hither, you berry of my desire, my dearest friend to be, find me, you seeker of heavenly horizontal galloping, the one to walk through life with, hand in hand, it is you I wait for, you monster of lip munching. I will be the good in your life, the Pepsi Twist on your lips, the firecracker in your pants, the most enthusiastic partner, your saddle-less bike. Come join me in a love parade for two, for long walks in dark alleys, come stand on bridges with me where we hold hands, cry together and let tears drop on traffic passing by below, and then we laugh. Come marry me!
I don't think that'd get me a date with a sheep even.
Come hither, you berry of my desire, my dearest friend to be, find me, you seeker of heavenly horizontal galloping, the one to walk through life with, hand in hand, it is you I wait for, you monster of lip munching. I will be the good in your life, the Pepsi Twist on your lips, the firecracker in your pants, the most enthusiastic partner, your saddle-less bike. Come join me in a love parade for two, for long walks in dark alleys, come stand on bridges with me where we hold hands, cry together and let tears drop on traffic passing by below, and then we laugh. Come marry me!
I don't think that'd get me a date with a sheep even.
Well, that and the five camels is doing you well.
My ideal mate.
Badly bitten fingernails, messy car, picks his nose, has halitosis and body odour, has no idea what cutlery is, can contact me at foxtrotoscar.com.
Or, the one I would really turn away...
'I will dazzle you with a smile, dance naked in the mornings if you want, long lazy Sundays kicking through the leaves, lunch, on the balcony and then that 'look' Clothes strung across the floor, and leading to my boudoir, you will find me there.... With some champagne on ice...
We can dance naked, shower and feed each other food, then I will have to run to do some marking... But I will be back...
I post rubbish on Sundays, the day just needs it and I missed church this morning...
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How about....
Young desperate man searching for good looking, intelligent girl with fine figure, might consider an experienced woman. A mature older lady will work as well, and worst case, even a guy.
Young desperate man searching for good looking, intelligent girl with fine figure, might consider an experienced woman. A mature older lady will work as well, and worst case, even a guy.
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Wanted:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
scia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
scia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
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BarrenPneuma: Wanted:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
scia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
scia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
Very clever...
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BarrenPneuma: Wanted:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
scia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
scia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
Genius!
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Sommerauer71: Very clever...
I stole it of course I am nowhere near that brilliant.
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Sommerauer71: Ginger - god, what happened to my invite in the post? DId it get lost?
To the wedding, i would have snapped his hand off.
To the wedding, i would have snapped his hand off.
Couldn't believe when he told me that. He was dead serious too...
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He also told me that he was a good "catch" because he quit drinking and doesn't beat women any more.......
I swear this is for real. I had a hard time getting rid of him. He was very keen.....
I swear this is for real. I had a hard time getting rid of him. He was very keen.....
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BarrenPneuma: I stole it of course I am nowhere near that brilliant.
Oh you are Mark, indeed you are...
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gingerb: He also told me that he was a good "catch" because he quit drinking and doesn't beat women any more.......
I swear this is for real. I had a hard time getting rid of him. He was very keen.....
I swear this is for real. I had a hard time getting rid of him. He was very keen.....
Ginger.
I have to hand it to him, he tried.
Hope you are well lovely.
I am bout to go into work soon as I have marking to do...
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man in florida enjoys hiking in the swamps sometimes in water up to my chest.
looking for a lady to share these special moments with.
if under 5'6" i would advise swimming be something you enjoy.
fear of insects,spiders, snakes and alligators could be a deal breaker.
serious replies only.
looking for a lady to share these special moments with.
if under 5'6" i would advise swimming be something you enjoy.
fear of insects,spiders, snakes and alligators could be a deal breaker.
serious replies only.
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mddljoe: man in florida enjoys hiking in the swamps sometimes in water up to my chest.
looking for a lady to share these special moments with.
if under 5'6" i would advise swimming be something you enjoy.
fear of insects,spiders, snakes and alligators could be a deal breaker.
serious replies only.
looking for a lady to share these special moments with.
if under 5'6" i would advise swimming be something you enjoy.
fear of insects,spiders, snakes and alligators could be a deal breaker.
serious replies only.
Not doing much for me Joe...
I have still got my clothes on.
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Sommerauer71: Ginger.
I have to hand it to him, he tried.
Hope you are well lovely.
I am bout to go into work soon as I have marking to do...
I have to hand it to him, he tried.
Hope you are well lovely.
I am bout to go into work soon as I have marking to do...
Chat later hopefully Sommer. Don't work too hard.
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mddljoe: man in florida enjoys hiking in the swamps sometimes in water up to my chest.
looking for a lady to share these special moments with.
if under 5'6" i would advise swimming be something you enjoy.
fear of insects,spiders, snakes and alligators could be a deal breaker.
serious replies only.
looking for a lady to share these special moments with.
if under 5'6" i would advise swimming be something you enjoy.
fear of insects,spiders, snakes and alligators could be a deal breaker.
serious replies only.
Enough to make a person run a mile....... Good one
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gingerb: Chat later hopefully Sommer. Don't work too hard.
Hope so Ginger.
xx
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Tonight I wanna give it all to you, In the darkness. Theres so much I wanna do. And tonight I wanna lay it at your feet. cause girl, I was made for you. And girl, you were made for me
I was made for lovin you baby. You were made for lovin me. And I cant get enough of you baby. Can you get enough of me?
I was made for lovin you baby. You were made for lovin me. And I cant get enough of you baby. Can you get enough of me?
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PietroPaoloV: Tonight I wanna give it all to you, In the darkness. Theres so much I wanna do. And tonight I wanna lay it at your feet. cause girl, I was made for you. And girl, you were made for me
I was made for lovin you baby. You were made for lovin me. And I cant get enough of you baby. Can you get enough of me?
I was made for lovin you baby. You were made for lovin me. And I cant get enough of you baby. Can you get enough of me?
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Come hither, you berry of my desire, my dearest friend to be, find me, you seeker of heavenly horizontal galloping, the one to walk through life with, hand in hand, it is you I wait for, you monster of lip munching. I will be the good in your life, the Pepsi Twist on your lips, the firecracker in your pants, the most enthusiastic partner, your saddle-less bike. Come join me in a love parade for two, for long walks in dark alleys, come stand on bridges with me where we hold hands, cry together and let tears drop on traffic passing by below, and then we laugh. Come marry me!
I don't think that'd get me a date with a sheep even.