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Oct 20, 2008 4:34 PM CST Timing is everything !
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
For those who enjoy humor, I wanted to share this one with you.
I thought it was cute.

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window . 'Uh, yes, Officer ?'

The cop says: 'What are you doing ?'

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: 'And her, what is she doing ?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening at all ! The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man ?'

The young man says : 'I'm 21, sir.'

The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age ?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'

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Oct 20, 2008 4:35 PM CST Timing is everything !
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
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Oct 20, 2008 6:03 PM CST Timing is everything !
samora77
samora77samora77Staten Island, New York USA39 Threads 543 Posts
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Oct 20, 2008 6:05 PM CST Timing is everything !
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druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
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Oct 20, 2008 6:06 PM CST Timing is everything !
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
JimNastics: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'



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Oct 20, 2008 8:27 PM CST Timing is everything !
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Oct 20, 2008 8:27 PM CST Timing is everything !
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DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
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