BarrenPneuma: I am merely a chronic sufferer of mental flatulence and in dire need of depends to stop the flow of verbal diahhrea that stems from far too many days inside the void of my own head. Sometimes as in the case of the million monkeys sitting around with typewriters a string of substance pours forth but I assure you if you stick around you will see that the majority of it deserves never to see the light of day and should have been buried before it ever saw the light of day.
mike69spain: You are killing med with laughter here
If this is caused by mining, I need a year of it.
Lack of oxygen causes delerium and I refuse to breath the methane they spout on and on about as an alternative source of fresh air. Damn by half way through my shift I can almost believe I am wandering through a field of daisy's that smell like suphur of course. Of course the holding my breath thing is not quite conducive to a healthy complexion (see picture for reference) but it does test the merits of wishes and the theology of the metaphors ascribed to holding one's breath...
Sommerauer71: I would not burn my bras for anybody...
Removing it? Now that is whole different bottle of wine, depending on who is doing the removing...
Sommer you have no need for burning bras, when you're hot you're hot and they just evaporate. Has to cost you big bucks I am sure you little firebrand. Perhaps a synthetic asbestos one might be appropriate to allow for some continuance and perhaps engender the tantalizing possibility of having some deliriously lucky man the opportunity to peer at your quivering form while disengaging such wondrous attire? Nothing is quite as attractive as the surprise lying in wait beneath a well planned sheathing of art... Hence gifting and the packaging curiculum...
BarrenPneuma: Sommer you have no need for burning bras, when you're hot you're hot and they just evaporate. Has to cost you big bucks I am sure you little firebrand. Perhaps a synthetic asbestos one might be appropriate to allow for some continuance and perhaps engender the tantalizing possibility of having some deliriously lucky man the opportunity to peer at your quivering form while disengaging such wondrous attire? Nothing is quite as attractive as the surprise lying in wait beneath a well planned sheathing of art... Hence gifting and the packaging curiculum...
You are right, I have no need for it whatsoever...
The rest of your paragraph leads me directly to the cold shower...
I have grown to appreciate equality. "IF" (doubtful) another lady comes into my life on a permanent ( ) basis, she will have a job or at least her own money..
I am done buying them a house and a car and then me moving out..
HJFinAZ: I have grown to appreciate equality. "IF" (doubtful) another lady comes into my life on a permanent ( ) basis, she will have a job or at least her own money..
I am done buying them a house and a car and then me moving out..
Yes, I know alot of men who feel like that, that women take houses...
That is why I have my own and it will never be given up... It will remain whether we live in it or not, because it belongs to my children and therefore a home for us all, should we need it...
Sommerauer71: Yes, I know alot of men who feel like that, that women take houses...
That is why I have my own and it will never be given up... It will remain whether we live in it or not, because it belongs to my children and therefore a home for us all, should we need it...
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You are killing med with laughter here
If this is caused by mining, I need a year of it.