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no1brightongirlbrighton, East Sussex, England UK13 Threads 239 Postsdont understand,who is steve
no1brightongirl: dont understand,who is steve
That would be me
Seabiscuit: Two words ladies....
Younger model!
Broaden your horizens and maybe look at going for someone a little younger, you may be surprised.. (I'm not pimping myself out there, just giving a suggestion)
Younger model!
Broaden your horizens and maybe look at going for someone a little younger, you may be surprised.. (I'm not pimping myself out there, just giving a suggestion)
The problem there is the "younger model guys" also want the "Younger model girls".
So it is still a losing situation.
Hey Zella, Seabiscuit is a comedic genius so I'll
you for his brain. anglophile: The problem there is the "younger model guys" also want the "Younger model girls".
So it is still a losing situation.
Hey Zella, Seabiscuit is a comedic genius so I'll you for his brain.
So it is still a losing situation.
Hey Zella, Seabiscuit is a comedic genius so I'll you for his brain.
Baby Oil or Mud?
Seabiscuit: Baby Oil or Mud?
I've always enjoyed getting dirty when I played as a child so I'll take the mud.
anglophile: I've always enjoyed getting dirty when I played as a child so I'll take the mud.
Good times!
I will need to know your vitals so I can get you a Bikini that er... fits
Seabiscuit: Good times!
I will need to know your vitals so I can get you a Bikini that er... fits
I will need to know your vitals so I can get you a Bikini that er... fits
38D-30-38. No crazy patterns please.
anglophile: Hey Zella, Seabiscuit is a comedic genius so I'll you for his brain.
My heart's set on his brain 
so you'll have a tough fight on your hands with me Organising my list of weapons
to make sure I win 
anglophile: 38D-30-38. No crazy patterns please.
Hello!anglophile: Brains are an aphrodisiac for me as well. This will be a fun battle.
Ladies.. I have two brains (well according to most women all men do).. Just clear this up, which brain are we fighting over? North or South?
anglophile: What do mean "one" of the participant's vitals?!
Have you seen Angel_Diva's picture???
Talk about "vitals". Good Lord Her opponent will win by default because the men will be so busy hitting on her there will be no time to battle.
Anglo.. you crack me up Have you seen Angel_Diva's picture???
Talk about "vitals". Good Lord Her opponent will win by default because the men will be so busy hitting on her there will be no time to battle.
Come to think of it I will need to know all the competitors vitals in order to get the kinis ready in time
anglophile: Brains are an aphrodisiac for me as well. This will be a fun battle.
No, I'm deadly serious have my heart set on having his brain pickled and preserved in a jar on my mantelpiece for halloween 
Sorted my weapons out too.. extra big boxing gloves disguised as pink pompoms ->
and a sharp prong as a back up 
I'll also have a pink bikini made out of pompoms and tassles
mike1937: That means you two would theoritically squash poor Zella unless she does a Lola Ferrari overnight or there are two paralell contests and JoJo joins in and has a bash at Zella for Steve's vitals
That doesn't sound too good 
I knew I should have stuck to being the referee 
oi leave me vitals outta it....i never brake me nose when i fall over
ok whats SB sorted then......
the welsh are a-waiting!!!!!!!
ok whats SB sorted then......
the welsh are a-waiting!!!!!!!
mike,
ive more than enough to go round......
now i want a princess kininininin.....
arrange that my good man SB......
something designer i think would fit the bill......................
ive more than enough to go round......
now i want a princess kininininin.....
arrange that my good man SB......
something designer i think would fit the bill......................
mike1937: Here is a topical off the cuff poem
My dear lady Zella
You've played here for the Fella
And said that you wanted his vital
But now its clear seen even by a Nite hawk
That you now are suddenly getting all Yella
Too right My dear lady Zella
You've played here for the Fella
And said that you wanted his vital
But now its clear seen even by a Nite hawk
That you now are suddenly getting all Yella
I don't risk getting my vitals squashed for anything 
Zellarrone1: Too right I don't risk getting my vitals squashed for anything
Oh well - What I said was right - He should get orf up to ULLvia Birmingham
I'll have to settle for watchin and takin pics of Anglo and Angel's built for comfort rather than speed vitals when their scrap is arranged then
MikeSeabiscuit: Now now Mike, they don't need to be thinking about my vitals.. Nor do they need to know... Don't want them distracted do we?
You're thinking of this backwards, SB. It wouldn't be a distraction. It would be keeping an eye on the prize.
As I noted before, brilliance does it for me...so what is your IQ?
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