nonsense CS limerick (16)
There was a young lady from Saar
Who I once picked-up in a bar
So I gave her a kiss
But she said with a hiss
"Stop that, you're going too far"
Who I once picked-up in a bar
So I gave her a kiss
But she said with a hiss
"Stop that, you're going too far"
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Just for the record i have never been in a bar in my life :D but that was funny . thanks for the input
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and .. duhh.. who said you were talking about me
go figure. one of those mornings well..
wish you were :)
go figure. one of those mornings well.. wish you were :)
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One I posted earlier but the morning's too young to come up with another orig. right now.Which poll do you prefer?
McCain, Palin, Obama, or Biden?
To see such a clash
Are they in it for cash?
Personally, I would be hide en.
Later...
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dusty ! nice one !!
And pietro ! :) i wonder if Gilly's going to read this.. I hope so :D its brilliant!
And pietro ! :) i wonder if Gilly's going to read this.. I hope so :D its brilliant!
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There was a nice girl in Bahrain
Who was driving me totally insane
With her posts on this site
Made me laugh all the night
Till my tummy was cramped-up in pain
Who was driving me totally insane
With her posts on this site
Made me laugh all the night
Till my tummy was cramped-up in pain
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A little more serious, but, some may say "nonsense!"
(not me)
Do we not get it...?
This world is not real.
Driven by Ego and all it's appeal.
It wants to deceive us
by dreams, fear, dispair
Do we not get it...?
It's not really there.
We need to remember,
it's all an affair-
a trick of the mind,
a mind we all share.
back near the beginning
a split then was made
to duelist thinking
which made us afraid.
It's an unfolding process
the path we must take
unfolds over time
for light to awake
Devotion and service
are where to begin
Contemplation - a must
Forgiveness within.
(not me)
Do we not get it...?
This world is not real.
Driven by Ego and all it's appeal.
It wants to deceive us
by dreams, fear, dispair
Do we not get it...?
It's not really there.
We need to remember,
it's all an affair-
a trick of the mind,
a mind we all share.
back near the beginning
a split then was made
to duelist thinking
which made us afraid.
It's an unfolding process
the path we must take
unfolds over time
for light to awake
Devotion and service
are where to begin
Contemplation - a must
Forgiveness within.
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There once was a lad from Sweden
Who posted and asked for some freedom
With sommer he spent
An eye opening event
And the horse just decided to leave em
Who posted and asked for some freedom
With sommer he spent
An eye opening event
And the horse just decided to leave em
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Kevint: There once was a lad from Sweden
Who posted and asked for some freedom
With sommer he spent
An eye opening event
And the horse just decided to leave em
Who posted and asked for some freedom
With sommer he spent
An eye opening event
And the horse just decided to leave em
Kevin, send me some Worcester Sauce will ya, it is not the same here...
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Sommerauer71: Kevin, send me some Worcester Sauce will ya, it is not the same here...
Sure no problem, I love to stuff, it just seems to go with everything, but is best with Tomato juice and vodkaOh and the smell when you walk past the factory is just intoxicating
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Kevint: Sure no problem, I love to stuff, it just seems to go with everything, but is best with Tomato juice and vodka
Oh and the smell when you walk past the factory is just intoxicating
Oh and the smell when you walk past the factory is just intoxicating
I know it well...
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You'll find everything on CS
stories of delusion, but also of success
the threads might get hot
about monthly payments, worry not
as the site have free access.
stories of delusion, but also of success
the threads might get hot
about monthly payments, worry not
as the site have free access.
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all nice !!! nice Kevin and p seq :)
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It's an unfolding process
the path we must take
unfolds over time
for light to awake
Devotion and service
are where to begin
Contemplation - a must
Forgiveness within.
the path we must take
unfolds over time
for light to awake
Devotion and service
are where to begin
Contemplation - a must
Forgiveness within.
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There was a smart man from West Yorkshire - Leeds
Whose limerick abilities matched my foreseeable needs
He took time to rhyme
And committed no crime
Yet poetic license, he supercedes.
Whose limerick abilities matched my foreseeable needs
He took time to rhyme
And committed no crime
Yet poetic license, he supercedes.
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