Male or Female? (9)
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I think they are reversed...........
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jbibiza: You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Female, you have to wait so long to get them to thaw..
PHOTOCOPIERS:These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. Female; they keep doing the same thing over & over..
TIRES:Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated Female; SOme are flat, many are worn out on the egdes..
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. YES, MALE, they take you higher and higher..
SPONGES:These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. Yes, female, they suck...
WEB PAGES:Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. Male; They are full of usuable information..
TRAINS:Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. Female; They are always stopping in the middle of the road and screwing up traffic..
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. MOST ASSUREDLY!!!!!!
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. ABSOLUTELY!!! If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!
...and my favorite....
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
And it goes dead when you need it the mostHere are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
PHOTOCOPIERS:
TIRES:
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,
SPONGES:
WEB PAGES:
TRAINS:
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. MOST ASSUREDLY!!!!!!
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. ABSOLUTELY!!! If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!
...and my favorite....
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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lol tahts some good stuff...
i have to disagree with the last one though ... before remotes were created we did just fine getting off our lazy asses to get to the TV :)
i have to disagree with the last one though ... before remotes were created we did just fine getting off our lazy asses to get to the TV :)
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yioti: lol tahts some good stuff...
i have to disagree with the last one though ... before remotes were created we did just fine getting off our lazy asses to get to the TV :)
i have to disagree with the last one though ... before remotes were created we did just fine getting off our lazy asses to get to the TV :)
But are you not way to young to remember those days??
They first TV we had was bigger than my compyer desk and hutch. It had an 8 inch round screen..
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HJFinAZ: And it goes dead when you need it the most
Well it was so lovely to see my humorous post turn into "lets bash women" post... I do hope you enjoyed yourself. Thank you for that.
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Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
...and my favorite....
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying