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C´mon guys, this is my last thread, promise!!!
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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waiting4u: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Nice one!!! Thanks!!
What´s a PECK?
Please be nice...
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Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
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waiting4u: Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
And a batter is... an oven?
Learning here.
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I just googles tongue twisters and found a ton of them.
Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.
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A woodchuck is an animal found in the US and probably other similar climates/habitats, like England, that is similar to a beaver but living on land. Groundhog is another name for it.
A peck is the equivalent of 8 dry quarts. (I googled that one for you.)
Sorry...I'll check back later with suggestions. Right now I'm focused on job hunting, and I'm not in a very creative mood.
A peck is the equivalent of 8 dry quarts. (I googled that one for you.)
Sorry...I'll check back later with suggestions. Right now I'm focused on job hunting, and I'm not in a very creative mood.
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Moema: And a batter is... an oven?
Learning here.
Learning here.
Batter is what a cake or other baked good starts out as, dear one.
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FUN!
Thanks guys.
And I´ll make sure I google the words myself so I don´t put you through the trouble. Hadn´t really thought of that!
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the leith police dismisseth us and leaveth us dismayed!- repeat fast!!
a proper copper coffee pot.....ditto
red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather....ditto
the sixth sheiks sixth sheep's sick!! ....
and a song....
susie susie, sitting in the shoe shine shop-
all day long she sits and shines ,
all day long she shines and sits
susuie susie, sitting in a shie shine shop.
tommy tommy- sitting in a tailor's shop
all day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits
toommy , tommy, sitting in a tailors shop!
a proper copper coffee pot.....ditto
red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather....ditto
the sixth sheiks sixth sheep's sick!! ....
and a song....
susie susie, sitting in the shoe shine shop-
all day long she sits and shines ,
all day long she shines and sits
susuie susie, sitting in a shie shine shop.
tommy tommy- sitting in a tailor's shop
all day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits
toommy , tommy, sitting in a tailors shop!
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Moema: C´mon guys, this is my last thread, promise!!!
You don't have to promise anything, just say you're sorry you hurt our feelings
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Tounge twister....Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Don't ask me what it means
Don't ask me what it means
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cristina: You don't have to promise anything, just say you're sorry you hurt our feelings
Hi, sis.
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lusciousmile: Hi, sis.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis, so good to see you! Lets go to the kitchen, i want details!
I missed you
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Seriously now, before I leave I need some grammar tricks and jokes and tongue twisters for my students.
I only know these two:
She sells seashells on the seashore. (say it fast 3 times)
How much wood would a woddchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (say it fast - BTW, WTF is a woodchuck???)
There was no category ENGLISH CLASSES so I had to post this under JOKES AND HUMOR. Hope you don´t mind.