Apocalypse, how will CS end, when it ends? (6)

It will be on a Friday evening, here in Europe, noon over at the east-coast of Amerigo’s continent.

Someone will ask:
Do you prefer European Reebok and Le Coq Sportif sneakers, over American Nike and Converse?

Within a few hours, there will be intense debate regarding what the heck we have against America. It will escalate into a cold war status. Harsh words exchanged, transform into plain out stupidity and insults from all sides. Someone who doesn’t have a clue but tries to smart, sparks a tsunami of fu** you’s and may you die’s.

DEFCON 3

Sporadic gun fire, mostly to scare off, but then a stray bullet kills one of our Irish. It can’t be had, so we shoot an American in return, pick a random target, one in Boston.
Oh, fu**! He was Irish, now we have to shoot two Americans.
We aim for the southern states.
Two casualties on both sides.

It escalates. Armies established, army movements. Members of the north gather around the Scottish clans, eastern Europeans around Ban Jelacic, the rest head to join the army of Reeperbahn.

America sets its HQ at Chattanooga

Asia sits back with a bag of popcorn wondering what the hell’s going on and whether they should send in Godzilla to add spice.

DEFCON 2

More casualties
An Amish suicide bomber kills 14 in Helsinki.
An Italian chef poisons 23 in New York

DEFCON 1

Full scale war about to erupt.
A drunk driver from Boise, Idaho crashes into the world’s largest chair in Anniston, Alabama. It burns to the ground. Police refuse to believe the man is American. No one from Idaho ever ventures outside the state. Secret Service are called in, the man is a spy, is decided, a terrorist spy who has destroyed one of the greatest American monuments.

War is declared.

Europe tilts its own Eiffel Tower to the ground. That most visited useless, unfinished building every American traveling Europe visits, and we crash it to the ground just to spite.

America send bombers, remove Albania from the map.
Europe sends theirs, and levels Las Vegas.

America bombs again
And Europe bombs them right back

America sends missiles.
Europe retaliates with its hidden ones positioned in Malta, where we have most of our troops.

Europe sends more missiles
America replies with even more
Europe sends off a cluster of them to Asia
America don’t want to be seen as less, and send some as well
Asia sends them everywhere
Everybody’s sending them everywhere

It’s all gone, dead, ended

Phil Collins, in the air tonight, is in the background, the song played over and over in hell

Everybody’s gone, erased, everyone but gilly, who’s left with his last question:
- Hello?

Oi, you're Swiss, you're always supposed to be neutral!

You're so neutral people hardly notice the country exists.