Where NOT to Find a Mate ( Archived) (62)

Jan 1, 2009 5:00 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
funnylovgal
funnylovgalfunnylovgalSt.Catharines, Ontario Canada1 Threads 78 Posts
I heard that you cannot date in rehab anyways
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Jan 1, 2009 5:00 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
petegozo: Good one

Maybe the guy running a frontloader on a dumpsite might not sound to exciting either since he carries all these beautiful odors around.Hmmmm ???

Where to look where to look ??? AAAAhhh The local Bar with neighbor Bubba taking up two seats.

Just having fun on your thread attorney.
Well the dumpsite guy might not be too bad, half the fun might be helping him get cleaned up, I mean he does have a job.
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Jan 1, 2009 5:04 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
RobbieM
RobbieMRobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK115 Threads 6 Polls 4,553 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I doubt rehab would be a good place to find a mate....


Apart from Amy Winehouse or a celeb with a coke habbit?

They can also do talk shows together and make even more money looking pathetic but seem oblivious to that.

Something must be glamourous to end up in the gutter wasting your money, ruining your health and waiting for your nose to fall offconfused

Oh yes, any druggie latches onto me will get the diy course for "hari kari" for their birthdaygrin
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Jan 1, 2009 5:21 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
petegozo
petegozopetegozoVictoria, Gozo Malta10 Threads 605 Posts
pubwrite08: Well the dumpsite guy might not be too bad, half the fun might be helping him get cleaned up, I mean he does have a job.



If you can survive the smells yes he could be your new beau.laugh hug
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Jan 2, 2009 9:06 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
petegozo
petegozopetegozoVictoria, Gozo Malta10 Threads 605 Posts
This thread is just too good to let it die folks.

In your own family. Yowser.laugh
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Jan 2, 2009 9:10 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
petegozo: This thread is just too good to let it die folks.

In your own family. Yowser.


Except in Mississippi we are allowed to date our step sisters if she is hot! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 2, 2009 9:16 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
petegozo
petegozopetegozoVictoria, Gozo Malta10 Threads 605 Posts
Big_John: Except in Mississippi we are allowed to date our step sisters if she is hot!


Oh lucky you folks.If they are really hot ship them over to Malta.dancing
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Jan 2, 2009 9:18 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
Beethovenfan
BeethovenfanBeethovenfanWest County St. Louis, Missouri USA6 Threads 219 Posts
Find a mate??..never worked at a customer service line at dept store,..fast food after too much to drink......before having your hair done.....leaving a gym.....cosmetic counter...laugh laugh
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Jan 2, 2009 11:12 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
In response to: prison showers...........



The nut house...roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing uh oh
























Oh I forgot...that's here....uh oh wow
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Jan 3, 2009 12:00 AM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
kieyotie
kieyotiekieyotieSan Antonio, Texas USA23 Threads 615 Posts
Guantanamo Bay, nursing homes, ICU. As for Home Depot, is that the men shopping inside or those waiting for work out front?
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Jan 3, 2009 12:02 AM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Online. rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Jan 3, 2009 2:35 AM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
Graveyard?dunno confused



















grin
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Jan 3, 2009 2:37 AM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
Apparently, for me, on CS.... dunno
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Jan 3, 2009 2:59 AM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
Bananarama
BananaramaBananaramaChicago // Houston, Texas USA2 Threads 25 Posts
Or the bathroom stall next to yours......got to watch those wide stances.
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Jan 3, 2009 3:03 AM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
Bananarama
BananaramaBananaramaChicago // Houston, Texas USA2 Threads 25 Posts
Bananarama: Or the bathroom stall next to yours......got to watch those wide stances.


I forgot how international this forum was so maybe my joke didn't go.
Here in America we had a Senator get in hot water for trying to make a gay play date with the guy (undercover cop) in the next bathroom stale at an airport. The senators foot touched the undercover officers foot ( the gay sign) and the senator claimed it was because he had a wide stance. rolling on the floor laughing It was the running joke for our late night comedians for months.
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Jan 3, 2009 3:33 AM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
babymilo
babymilobabymiloWollongong, New South Wales Australia1 Threads 1 Polls 64 Posts
Bananarama: I forgot how international this forum was so maybe my joke didn't go.
Here in America we had a Senator get in hot water for trying to make a gay play date with the guy (undercover cop) in the next bathroom stale at an airport. The senators foot touched the undercover officers foot ( the gay sign) and the senator claimed it was because he had a wide stance. It was the running joke for our late night comedians for months.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What is about your US police that they like hanging around in toilet cubicles waiting for tall poppies (public figures) to bust??confused
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Jan 3, 2009 3:41 AM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
Bananarama
BananaramaBananaramaChicago // Houston, Texas USA2 Threads 25 Posts
babymilo: What is about your US police that they like hanging around in toilet cubicles waiting for tall poppies (public figures) to bust??

I think this particular airport bathroom was a favorite place for these type hook-ups.... The police claimed they had many complaints and that's why they were there. I'm wondering what the lesbian sign is for hooking up in a bathroom stall. I know I always make sure my stance is compact..... rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 3, 2009 12:21 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
kieyotie: Guantanamo Bay, nursing homes, ICU. As for Home Depot, is that the men shopping inside or those waiting for work out front?


GITMO...laugh rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Jan 3, 2009 9:24 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
nurcnurc
nurcnurcnurcnurcLongwood, Florida USA6 Threads 1,192 Posts
The Morgue
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Jan 3, 2009 9:25 PM CST Where NOT to Find a Mate
yrswarrior
yrswarrioryrswarriordoha, Doha Qatar77 Posts
shelly_3245ecc: the sewers or the bar/club.

instead go to home depot. at least you will know hes handy. :)


how do you meet some one at Home depot. I'm there all the time. How would you know that some one is single.
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