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Thanks! I needed to laugh today! 
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Awesome Sis, Made me laugh.
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5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane without getting a ticket?
ANSWER ---- NO, HOV (high occupancy vehicle) lanes imply live human beings --- especially in interstate commerce, which Congress has absolute power to regulate....AND YES, there is case law on this......
....although methinks an affirmative defense of intentional infliction of emotional distress or intentional interference with contractual relations, either of which by a governmental agent, would arguably be dismissed.....
....but otherwise, great questions.....
ANSWER ---- NO, HOV (high occupancy vehicle) lanes imply live human beings --- especially in interstate commerce, which Congress has absolute power to regulate....AND YES, there is case law on this......
....although methinks an affirmative defense of intentional infliction of emotional distress or intentional interference with contractual relations, either of which by a governmental agent, would arguably be dismissed.....
....but otherwise, great questions.....
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Often wondered that myself
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Thanks Was hopeing to make a few smile today
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Thanks for those... what a hoot!! I particularly liked No, 8, being a Wile E. Coyote fan. If he wins his lawsuit against Acme he WILL be able to buy dinner, and some....
Yes, its true. He has actually taken out a lawsuit against the company, check it out!
Gosh.... I need to get out more!!
I particularly liked No, 8, being a Wile E. Coyote fan. If he wins his lawsuit against Acme he WILL be able to buy dinner, and some....Yes, its true. He has actually taken out a lawsuit against the company, check it out!
Gosh.... I need to get out more!!
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