Old Cowboy ( Archived) (12)

Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are...then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens........




An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I th ink about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

...BRILLIANT!!!!....I must be a lesbian too...!!

Too cruel...lol

Add me to the Lesbian List.

I am still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!! That punchline caught me by complete surprise! I now feel pumped enough to go to work.......thanks for the chuckle.
Cheers everyone:
Mark

The lesbian population just grew enormously!!...

I hear the guys around here say that all the time too, that they're lesbians.

Honestly...you're just men. Go back to the way you always thought of yourselves...unless this way of thinking would make some of you guys more sensitive because of being in touch with your feminine sides!