Irish Sausages (31)

Jan 19, 2009 4:49 PM CST Irish Sausages
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
Hi, 'can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: 'Are you Irish?'

'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?'' demanded the Irishman indignantly.

'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'

Then, warming to his theme, he went on: 'Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?'

'Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Come on, would Ya? Would Ya?'



The assistant said: 'Well, no.'



Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear.

'And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?'

'What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't' conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says:

'Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?'

The assistant replied:





'Because you're in Homebase'






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Jan 19, 2009 4:51 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Huh???...what's Homebase...?
Jan 19, 2009 5:40 PM CST Irish Sausages
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
Lagoona22: Huh???...what's Homebase...?
Homebase is a D I Y store
Jan 19, 2009 5:41 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Ok...got it...

markizamkd25: Homebase is a D I Y store
Jan 19, 2009 5:42 PM CST Irish Sausages
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
Lagoona22: Huh???...what's Homebase...?


rolling on the floor laughing Duh! Even I knew that.

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Jan 19, 2009 5:44 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
blushing blushing blushing

ok, so make fun of me...

...you're just getting even for Raymond the raincoat,,,,



rolling on the floor laughing doh

Jan1305: Duh! Even I knew that.
Jan 20, 2009 12:30 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Lagoona22: Huh???...what's Homebase...?



doh

Good joke BTW..laugh
Jan 20, 2009 12:39 PM CST Irish Sausages
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
markizamkd25: Homebase is a D I Y store


I am embarrased to ask, but what is a D I Y store? confused
Jan 20, 2009 12:46 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
immanuelle: I am embarrased to ask, but what is a D I Y store?


Do It Yourself store....

for the record Homebase is based in the UK and they sell anything to do with home needs from the kitchen sink to the bathroom rail towel..
Jan 20, 2009 12:48 PM CST Irish Sausages
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
Lillym: Do It Yourself store....

for the record Homebase is based in the UK and they sell anything to do with home needs from the kitchen sink to the bathroom rail towel..


Thanks...had no idea. handshake
Jan 20, 2009 1:05 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
I have no idea....listen, how's your weather up there in the Niederlände??...it's absolutely peeing down here in Malta....I feel like complaining...frustrated

immanuelle: Is he becoming er um (clearing throat unecessarily) hiccup 'attached' to it?
Jan 20, 2009 1:12 PM CST Irish Sausages
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
Lagoona22: WHAT!!??...have you really kicked the habit??

Yes sir.
Jan 20, 2009 1:12 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
How many days now??
Jan 20, 2009 1:15 PM CST Irish Sausages
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
Lagoona22: How many days now??


Saturday afternoon I had one ciggie. My last one. So almost 3 days clean. Sounds like no big deal I guess, but for me it really is. Come on you...join me, we can do it together!
Jan 20, 2009 1:25 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
But seriously....3 days...that's huge...especially being the committed smoker you WERE!!...let me try the three day thing...I'll give you input tomorrow...

...funny, it's a certain comfort to know that you are suffering...don't ask me why...laugh
Jan 20, 2009 1:27 PM CST Irish Sausages
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
Lagoona22: But seriously....3 days...that's huge...especially being the committed smoker you WERE!!...let me try the three day thing...I'll give you input tomorrow...

...funny, it's a certain comfort to know that you are suffering...don't ask me why...


Yup. I hear you. Chat tomorrow. Good luck.
Jan 20, 2009 1:28 PM CST Irish Sausages
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Thanks....keep going..thumbs up thumbs up

immanuelle: Yup. I hear you. Chat tomorrow. Good luck.
Jan 20, 2009 1:39 PM CST Irish Sausages
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Lagoona22: But seriously....3 days...that's huge...especially being the committed smoker you WERE!!...let me try the three day thing...I'll give you input tomorrow...

...funny, it's a certain comfort to know that you are suffering...don't ask me why...
Hokay .. If you give up smoking then so will I! Gwaan.. you can do it, its easy, they say..... ha ha haaaaaaa cough cough ha ha hasmoking jackolantern
Jan 21, 2009 10:06 AM CST Irish Sausages
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
Lagoona22: let me try the three day thing...I'll give you input tomorrow...
uncertain
Jan 21, 2009 10:08 AM CST Irish Sausages
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Failed...miserably...frustrated
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