knock: Hi all! People,can you tell me about Australia? maybe i will visit Australia in July!:) thanks you!
The people are right friendly.
The beer is very good, the red wine from the southern parts, even better.
The women are hot, but so is the temperature out of doors.
Bring sunscreen and a large brimmed hat.
Make sure you get a unique didgereedo to bring home. I brought my sister one, since she negated to get herself one during her 3 months there, but did not get myself one and kick myself for it. I'd ask for you to pick me one up but you live a little far for delivery I expect.
The beer is very good, the red wine from the southern parts, even better.
The women are hot, but so is the temperature out of doors.
Bring sunscreen and a large brimmed hat.
Make sure you get a unique didgereedo to bring home. I brought my sister one, since she negated to get herself one during her 3 months there, but did not get myself one and kick myself for it. I'd ask for you to pick me one up but you live a little far for delivery I expect.
if you want one mate, send the money over and ill send it back to you, or i can find a shop, and you can send it to them, and they will send it back to you..
knock: Hi all! People,can you tell me about Australia? maybe i will visit Australia in July!:) thanks you!
we are normal, upfront, dont give a sh#t about much, plenty of sunshine, heaps to do, dont get eaten my any sharks, there seem to be heaps here at the moment... go to the pub, cause that's where half the population is... girls are everywhere, but dont get them piss off, cause they tell you where to go!!!
other then that, we are friendly as!!! cant get a more happy bunch of lazy, relax, party normal people anywhere...
watch customs when you come over, they will strip you, if you have a female customs officer, and your good looking..
It's a weird country - all the women have the same name (Sheila) but they are VERY friendly!
Watch out for 'dropbears' and 'kangawallafoxes' - their bites can kill you in less time it takes to yell out 'get me a skooner of your best, dear fellow - and make it snappy as I've got a mouth like Cleopatra's asp!'
Come to think of it, DON'T say that.... last time I said that some big Aussie decked me - no idea why!
oztrackPerth, Western Australia Australia147 posts
Yes, dont be put off by Aussie humour...or others ignorance!!
You'll have an experience you will never forget and which will be different from any you could have in other parts of the world.
It is winter in July in the Southern States, but if you want warmer weather, its perfect in northern WA, in the Pilbara and Kimberley as well as North Queensland.
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