Jesus Is Watching You! (7)
Funny birdie
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I die laughing every time I see this one! Thanks for sharing!
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Mercedes1: A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking
for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked
his flashlight off, and froze. When he
heard nothing more after a bit, he shook
his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for the source of
the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked,
"I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you." The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind
of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus."
He shined his flashlight around, looking
for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked
his flashlight off, and froze. When he
heard nothing more after a bit, he shook
his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for the source of
the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked,
"I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you." The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind
of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus."
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That was great I never saw it coming.
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He shined his flashlight around, looking
for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked
his flashlight off, and froze. When he
heard nothing more after a bit, he shook
his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for the source of
the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked,
"I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you." The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind
of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus."