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Alberta Jokes
Here's what Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) has to say about Albertans:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Alberta.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don'twork there, you live in Alberta.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Alberta.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed awrong number, you live in Alberta.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the weekend,you live in Alberta.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you livein Alberta. (Note from me,...it is really difficult to hit a moose more than once!)
If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back again inthe same day, you live in Alberta.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzardwithout flinching, you live in Alberta
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave bothunlocked, you live in Alberta.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,you live in Alberta .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, youlive in Alberta.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled withsnow, you live in Alberta.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Alberta.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Alberta.
If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in Alberta.If you actually understand these jokes, you live in Alberta.