Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)

A ranch-farmer down in Las Cruces
Instead of fat cattle, raised gooses
His cowboys all quit
'Cause they just couldn't git
The gooses to stay in their nooses.
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Cowboy Limerick :)

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Comments (8)

Ladybee42
rolling on the floor laughing this is great! them cowboys must be descendants of limerickonians... grin

cowboy cowboy <--- love this guy!
ReaderOfSouls
laugh Well, believe it or not, a lot of cowboys were of Irish and Scots descent, so it bears to reason that limericks just come naturally. grin cowboy
Fellsman
These Limericks are such fun - what other genre of poetry would allow "gooses" to rhyme with nooses?

Nice one again ROS cheers applause

Bill x
Macduff5
Is Las Cruces a cowboy town in Texas ROS? What a great one to rhyme with. This goes to the top of my list (though I do have a soft spot for Conchita). Well done. beer
ReaderOfSouls
MacDuff,

Las Cruces is a town in New Mexico just 45 minutes away from my childhood hometown of El Paso, Texas. In Old Mesilla, Billy The Kid was held as a prisoner while for a spell. He ended up shooting a deputy and a sheriff to make his escape. You can see this famous escape in Young Guns II. Old Mesilla is very historic and I love it there. :)It's also home of New Mexico State University. Las Cruces is Spanish for "The City of Three Crosses". :)
niah9
Have a soft spot for geese, used to breed free range, but living by water made life difficult.
Nice limerick...Niahangel grin
Happygolucky4uonline today!
laugh I enjoyed this limerickbouquet
gnj4u
Hi, ReaderOfSouls,
I love this not only for the ranch-farmer humor but also for teaching me the correct pronunciation of Las Cruces! Thank you!
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