I couldn't believe
my eyes when I
opened my back
door!
Accross the field
they came running
Mabey a thousand
or more!
There was Teddy Bear
throwin' hearts with
Smitten' close
behind
And army of Dancing
Banana's marching
to double time
Professor, Lips,
and Grin, tripped
over tired old
Mumbling
As smiley face
with a Mug of Beer
surely fell down
stumbling
I shouted out to
my little friends,
'Hey, Why are you
returning so soon?'
And Purple Heart just
shouted back, 'You're
e-mail met its doom!
'You see, cried Frustrated,
banging his head on
a wall
The ladies wouldn't open
your mail
Wouldn't accept your
call
The Bouquet and Bottle
of Wine, didn't do
the trick'
They said,'take your
Flowers to another
site
Mabey there you'll
meet your Pic'
So I gathered up
my little buddies
And tucked them
in my shirt
I'll just send them
out another day
When they're strong
enough to flirt~