Beaten in the Bank..
He thought I was the culprit
He thought it came from me
As, the person stood behind me
He couldn't, clearly see.
I really didn't do it
I swear and cross my heart
But, before I could explain to him
The assault, from him did start.
He poked me in the ribs
He stomped upon my toe
He hit me with his walking stick
And, boy it hurt me so.
He put his face, right up to mine
And shouted really loud
So as you can imagine
We, attracted quite a crowd.
"How very dare you, sneeze on me"
He yelled, his face now red
I really thought his eyes
Would pop right out his head.
"Did you not, have a tissue
Could your scarf, you not have used
You've spread your dreaded 'lurgy'
Now I'm not so, oh amused".
I tried so hard to tell him
T'was someone else, stood in the queue
Who by this time had sneaked by us
And was now, at counter two.
But, he ne'er at all believed me
Just gave me, a final poke and prod
One last whack with his, walking stick
Turned around and marched right out....
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
Beware..... the dangers of innocently standing in a bank queue.. lol
Comments (10)
I am normally a very laid back kind of person, but if there is one thing in life that would provoke outrage in me, it would be some bloke aggressively pushing his face right up close to mine:
He would instantly be checking how many teeth he had left...
A nice write...
Bill
Thanks for your comment hun, good to know it gave you a chuckle.
Freckles x
Thanks for your comment, glad it made you chuckle.
Freckles
I know what you mean, but its long past now and I lived to tell the tale
Freckles
Thanks for your comment, glad it made you smile... NEVER NEVER EVER, will I sneeze in a bank, for now I am aware of the dangers of such an act... I like my freckles orangey, just the way they are, the black and blue of the bruises clashes with them..
Freckles
Thanks for your words, glad you enjoyed the read and had a giggle..
Freckles