Though it is never spoken aloud
These words are very very proud
In this world we call home my dear
It is a motto that we live, love or fear
At work we see the promotions
That always caused commotions
And though many will not bravely say it
The one who "Kiss Me For A Favour" did benefit

Just before you smirk, think with care
Upon this thought that will raise a hair
How many leaders in our society today
These words on their conscience play
Because the contracts publicly televised
Behind shady, unscrupulous doors were devised
Some will forever go unknown or uncovered
And for a few someone will resign or be retired

Females were the target of these words for years
They have shed their clothes and many, many tears
But alas! Equality have caught up with the Alphas
They now have their "Kiss Me For A Favour" dramas
Believe me I don't rejoice but I am glad a wee bit
They were after all the founders of this habit
And as the table turn, it is interesting to see
Each "Kiss Me For A Favour" proud honouree

"Kiss Me For A Favour" that is all I ask of thee
But be careful what the favour will be