She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invitations Kickit shall be best man And cafe is free at last to give Bigfoot her hand There will be a mighty feast thrown by Hag and Beast The Foots shall surely wed after all poets are fed So, come one, come all the Old Hag is dressed in white And that smelly beast from the cave shall surely be her knight!
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