Where i have &have not been

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get!
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Posted: Nov 2011

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moonontide
Yes. I greatly enjoyed this too.Very clever.Love the last line. Metoo.bouquet
Yankee4you
I love this very much...you have gained my respect for such a play on words and meanings...very cool !!!
Ayhra
This one became so famous on the net some time ago. Nice to read it again Nuli. Thank you for sharing this thumbs up
Nuliiiiiii
Hi all " Happy Sunday" from Eire grin

Yes i thought this would be more appreciated here and wished to share wave
boyshchrm6
Very entertaining Nuliiiii.
Currently I'm in Clement where
the weather is lousy.
cool grin thumbs up angel
swade777
Ahhh, yes... all those mysterious places and the effects they have upon those that visit... personally, of all the places I've been, I prefer being incognito as I've never had a dispute with a single soul while visiting there!! cool
TUPLDRF
Fun read..very clever
I have almost been driven in sane. Would prefer to be driven on a motor boat in Seine.
Ladybee42
laugh laugh
Very good Nulii, I remember seeing it but I think it was in an email, can't remember! Where are you Nulii? come back and say hello! wave thumbs up
Yankee4you
Very Clever.....I enjoyed this very much....cool
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