The real Profile

Gender:...Yes.........

Yearly Salary:
Four dollars a day...X...
25,000-50,000 a year....
12 Trillion a month.....

Status:
Single....
Married....
Separated...
Hopeless..X..
Need more time...

Do you smoke?
2 cigarettes a day....
1 pack....
40 packs a day....

Your hobby:
Watching ducks in the park....
Nothing....
Playing dead in the street....
Stealing Fire Trucks....
Eating grass..X..

How did you find out about us?
1. I didn't
2. My mother
3. A prison guard
4. A flood victim

How old are you?
1.18-25
2.35-50
3.50-94
4.God only knows

Have the following code
carved on your forehead:
ZZ-443-9oJJ**6^^..
....................

What do you hope to find
at Connecting Singles?
1. All my missing socks....
2. A chance to explain...
3. If aliens really do exist...

What kind of woman are you looking for?
1. The first kind who is not like
the second kind....
2. The second kind who is never the first
kind but acts more like the third kind
which they say doesn't exist anyway...

Sign Here...Cafetwo2010..................

Don't call us, we'll call you.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Jan 2012
About this poem:
lol.

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Comments (12)

jeddah12
laugh laugh jim,,youre hilariousrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up thumbs up dang itgrin grin doh yay yay
cafetwo2010
Jeddah** Perhaps you'd enjoy sharing grass with me in the meadow...grin grin kiss
vyoleta
Hahaha... cafe, you've got really inspired by this site. Great poem of confusion. Have a beer
lucy1777
awww....let em call cafe the number is br549 lolyay
Yankee4you
I wonder if anyone will reply? wine
cafetwo2010
Yank** Does it matter? grin grin grin grin
cafetwo2010
Yank** Does it matter? grin grin grin grin
windyweatherly
CAFETWO2010 I BELIEVE I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING WRITTEN CAFE WORLD. I BELIEVE IT MIGHT AS WELL...since you can make this whole world laugh and boy don't we need it...love it so much cafe so please keep them coming...thanks again...teddybear teddybear teddybear
cafetwo2010
Windy** Thanks much dear. Was feeling a bit silly, but happy to know your whole family got a kick out of this one. God bless..grin grin kiss teddybear
cafetwo2010
Andrew** Sooner or later the 'Greenies' have to pay.grin grin Thanks for stopping by. The pond is heating up..thumbs up beer grin
Odette67
Thought this was very, very funny cafe...thanks for the laugh.laugh rolling on the floor laughing applause
cafetwo2010
Odette** A lil' evening humor..Thanks dear.grin dancing teddybear
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