Yearly Salary: Four dollars a day...X... 25,000-50,000 a year.... 12 Trillion a month.....
Status: Single.... Married.... Separated... Hopeless..X.. Need more time...
Do you smoke? 2 cigarettes a day.... 1 pack.... 40 packs a day....
Your hobby: Watching ducks in the park.... Nothing.... Playing dead in the street.... Stealing Fire Trucks.... Eating grass..X..
How did you find out about us? 1. I didn't 2. My mother 3. A prison guard 4. A flood victim
How old are you? 1.18-25 2.35-50 3.50-94 4.God only knows
Have the following code carved on your forehead: ZZ-443-9oJJ**6^^.. ....................
What do you hope to find at Connecting Singles? 1. All my missing socks.... 2. A chance to explain... 3. If aliens really do exist...
What kind of woman are you looking for? 1. The first kind who is not like the second kind.... 2. The second kind who is never the first kind but acts more like the third kind which they say doesn't exist anyway...
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAJan 23, 2012
Yank** Does it matter?
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAJan 23, 2012
Yank** Does it matter?
windyweatherlySan Francisco, California USAJan 23, 2012
CAFETWO2010 I BELIEVE I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING WRITTEN CAFE WORLD. I BELIEVE IT MIGHT AS WELL...since you can make this whole world laugh and boy don't we need it...love it so much cafe so please keep them coming...thanks again...
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAJan 23, 2012
Windy** Thanks much dear. Was feeling a bit silly, but happy to know your whole family got a kick out of this one. God bless..
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAJan 23, 2012
Andrew** Sooner or later the 'Greenies' have to pay. Thanks for stopping by. The pond is heating up..
Odette67Penrith, Cumbria, England UKJan 24, 2012
Thought this was very, very funny cafe...thanks for the laugh.
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAJan 24, 2012
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