CRAZY...FRUIT OR VEGETABLE?
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Crazy?
Fruit or Vegetable?!
What would she taste like?
What would her many flavours be?
And who would take a bite?
I'm a crazy onion
Many layers to reveal
The deeper that you delve inside
As Crazy's onion's peeled
I'm a crazy carrot
I can mend your sight for you
I can open up your eyes
Help heal your minds sight too
I'm a crazy beetroot
With intensity of color
But my creative juices leave a stain
Like crazy's of no other
I'm a crazy lemon
With the lemon flower so sweet
But do not break me open
Sometimes a sour, bitter treat
I'm also a crazy orange
Delicious juices flowin'
Delectible creativeness
Our crazy is a showin'
I'm a crazy passionfruit
The passion fruit of love
Send tingles up and down your tongue
Gods necter from above
I'm a crazy apricot
Split me down the middle
Take a look now at my core
A very complex riddle
I'm a crazy cherry
luscious to ones hungry lips
Taste my deep rich redness
But watch out for cherry pips
I'm a crazy potato
Sometimes buried in the ground
Where darkness is the master
Beneath an earthen mound
I'm a crazy legume
Some would call a nut
Crack my shell right open
You'll see nuts and nothing but
I'm a crazy chili
So spicy and so hot
I can leave an aftertaste
That really hits the spot
I'm a crazy tomato
Blushing soft and delicate
Please dont squeeze or leave a bruise
Just sit me on your plate
I'm a crazy pumpkin
of certain evil traits
Which symbolizes halloween
For the next one i cant wait
I'm a crazy vegetable
Or a crazy juicy fruit
But this i can assure you
I'm a crazy absolute!
I'm a crazy garlic
I will take your breath away
I will leave such an impression
That you'll want me back someday
I'm a crazy kiwi fruit
covered in brown fuzz
But taste my very heart
And i will give your mouth a buzz
I'm a crazy apple
The original man's sin
Take one a day, keep doc away
Its tempting to begin
I'm a crazy parsnip
I have a bland and boring side
Sometimes i lose my flavour
On the plate, pushed to the side
I'm a crazy cabbage
For some, I just make wind
But thats ok cause even
Crazy's wind has got you pinned!
I'm a crazy pineapple
All prickly up the top
But oh taste my sweet soul
You'll never want to stop
I'm a crazy strawberry
A favourite fruit of choice
One taste of purest sweet delight
With creamy textured voice
I'm a crazy fruit salad
A blend of harmony
Different flavours delight
A taste treasure chest, you see
I'm a crazy vege melody
All tossed 'round in a bowl
All combined together
And its what makes crazy whole
I'm a crazy combination
A unique recipe
Take the time to taste my friends
Enjoy and you will see :)