Gee, we only have two days left to go
For the end of the world as what we know,
We're told from sources all around
That the world is about to go to ground.
Well let me see if it's my last meal
I want it to be a great big deal.
I'll indulge in lots of calories true
And eat till my face turns a bright shade of blue.
I'm throwing a party for family and friends
And enjoy the best right up to the end.
If we're supposed to all go up in smoke
We'll swan around and have a joke.
How many armageddons have we lived through before
I'm sure if I counted I'd be a bore.
So with all that said and mind at ease
Back to the planning so it will be a breeze.
Let no-one say I was not well prepared
To have a good laugh at the ones who are scared!
Eat, drink and be merry for the season is nigh
And I wish all who care a loving good-bye....