Buffybear's waiting for romance to come
Still looking for knights in armour
There goes one riding down the street,
No, that's just the local farmer.

Where is her Lancelot oh so brave
Who'll take her from her tower
Into his arms she'll fall with haste
Completely under his power.

Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo
Where are you hiding out?
Buffybear's waiting to hear her name called
But it's Romeo's turn for the shout!

With football and beer, motor-bikes and mates
How can true love find a way?
Buffybear's still waiting for romance to come
Or should she be willing to pay??? Oh no......