Behold! A new decaf coffee on
the market brewed especially for
the poets 'muse', and packed with
ingredients designed to create a
sobering effect on the overly charged
poetic pen and bringing true cosmic
enightenment..
With this new Zen decaf you'll discover
electrifying truths such as:

Consciousness is the mother of thought
who fathered the seven daughters of
reason and is now paying alimony..

What used to be called, ' mind over matter
turns out to be nothing more than your
long distance call to your 'inner self', only
to discover( to your horror), that your mind
refuses to accept the charges..

Human achievement was dictated by
the dreams of ants that vanished as
the lost coloney of hope..

That stupidity is the wisdom of fools who
"learned more and more about less and
less til they finally knew everything about
nothing..

That if you call in sick to work even your
cat knows you're lying and you'll eventually
end up in a salt mine, with a pick axe, long
white hair, and wearing an eye patch as a
matter of divine retribution..

That the next time the planets line up
and your name begins with, 'C,'' Then
you will most likely be impregnated by
some extraterestrial visitor..

These and many more cosmic truths
can be yours when you sip your way
to immortal wisdom


Buy Zen decaf at your local supermarket..
$5.99 a can