Shues Open

Jimmy shues open tonight,
serving monkey brains,
Sheeps eyes soup,
Whale and squid platter,
Small exotic insects,
Rat burgers,
I think i ill give it a miss
not into exotic food,
Just lost my appetite
sorry Jimmy,no offence,
Your food looks lovely,
Gimme a shout when you have a bit of beef,
Just cut my hair glueing it together
putting it in my ear to keep it warm,
an earwig.
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Posted: Apr 2013

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darkhorse555
in the height of madness i wrote this mad mad sorry explaining the writewow
shadow1950
I found this hilarious Liam good write teddybear bouquet hug kiss wine
darkhorse555
welcome to shues you our first customer how may i helpfrustrated
fjamesj9701
You better have some toe for my jamrolling on the floor laughing and don't forget the cheese fromdownunda....When I was a kid my mother use to feed me squid, and Im not talking calamari you get on an appetizer menu, I ate full dude , tentacles , head , eyes, chewy, and with the black ink running down to my elbows. Now in our culture thats sociably acceptable, but then one day I grew up and said mom , I love you but thats gross. It was squid adobo to be exact. Chills just remembering, hope thats not at Shuescheers
darkhorse555
your barred from shus no want your custom you scared me ha ha
darkhorse555
you also barred im joking commedy with wordscheers banana thumbs up
darkhorse555
jesse dont be horrible i need securityfrustrated
fjamesj9701
NO SHUES FOR YOU!!! GET OUT !!! do you get Seinfeld there?laugh
Fellsman
This is just TOO funny, many thanks for this late night laugh, Liam.

Cheers

Bill wine wine
darkhorse555
like a poem fellsman we all together a work of art thumbs up
Poetnumber1
rolling on the floor laughing Funny stuff!
doctorwho10
have you frogs legsrolling on the floor laughing
darkhorse555
poetno1 would you like starters or the main course great commentbanana banana thumbs up
heidi3626
so funny babes dancing tell me do you sell legs of salmon??rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing And whos does the cooking??
darkhorse555
are you calling me kermit charlie ha ha you are also barredvery mad frustrated
darkhorse555
heidi i might rearrange the menu no salmon ha harolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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