You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top.
In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot.
Your gratification will be expressed in every tremble
I’ll take pleasure in making that cookie crumble.
Lick it, sip it when you drip.
Insider’s information tip is that you’ll be in for a trip.

My tricks will bring you treats.
In the game of seduction I have all the cheats.
Dine in, no takeaways or doggy bags.
On this menu appetizer, main course and desserts don’t have pricy tags
Indulge, savor, eat till you’re fill.
My pockets are filled with stamina, I’ll foot the bill.

Any time and any day you can be serviced.
No Sabbath, there’s no rest for the wicked.
But all customers are required to take fortune cookie before they leave.
Superstitious stuff or prophecy, it’s up to you to believe.
So take a peek at what destiny will ordain.
Your fortune will read “You’ll dine again!"

By Mc Bain Sammy