nan

by darkhorse555Donegal, Ireland

Apr 2013 508 Views 9 comments

nan

i have a nan who is always lazy
she farts and blows it drives me crazy
she slurps and gobbles at her tea
i think myself she is a lazy be
she talks out loud to herself
she eats me ma out of house and home
this is the reason i wrote this poem
i have a nan who is so lazy
farting and blowing all the time
slurping and gobling driving me crazy
i think me nan she is crazy
oh my god she is definately lazy

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Posted: Apr 2013

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shadow1950taunton, Somerset, England UKApr 22, 2013

a living nightmare lol good write

JyonnahReading, Pennsylvania USAApr 22, 2013

Oh my.

I hope your nan doesn't read your poetry on the pc.

Funny stuff, Liam.

Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoApr 22, 2013

Okay funny stuff Liam,at least I got a laugh before I'm off to work.lols

darkhorse555OPdonegal, Donegal IrelandApr 22, 2013

thanks shadow she was a nightmare the oooh mother in law of old 5 days a week under your feet demanding like a child near drove me around the twist

fjamesj9701DunkinDonuts, Florida USAApr 22, 2013

That nan, i tell You...some people

...jesse

paloma66Manukau, Auckland New ZealandApr 22, 2013

Funny DH the last few days poets here have been bringing a lot of grins to my face and this made me chuckle,I dont know why but every time I hear someone explode I find it very amusing even the mention of it.I had to smother my giggling with my hand or Scher would have wondered whats gone wrong,has she gone off her rocker.You are funny.Thanks for this bit of fun.

this is what I'd like to do.....

darkhorse555OPdonegal, Donegal IrelandApr 23, 2013

poetno1 took a mad notion lost the plot ha ha thanks for the lovely comment

darkhorse555OPdonegal, Donegal IrelandApr 24, 2013

jesse she would drive you mad shopping you had to walk well ahead thank god shes the exs mother i could give you her number ha ha ha if oh sorry ha ha