You may not believe it
but my last lover
was an extraterrestrial
which caused me great distress
the way she transformed me
her out of this world dress..

She brought winter with her overnight
pseudo-snow fell rocket high
a siren unlike all the other girls
pleasing form to my human eyes
making love under force field
captivating planetarium starlit skies..

Kisses of rapture times warp speed
circling the rings of Saturn
I will follow her to the end of the galaxy
my lips locked with hers, I love her
beam me up darling and kiss me
my lovely beautiful femalien..