A Pant-Less Lady---- rhyme

A pant-less lady
liked to go places
she was rather bawdy
and liked to loosen her laces

she was spied by a grandee
he pulled down his braces
then gave her lots of brandy
alas he could not undo his breeches

A pant-less lady
liked to go places
one has to admit she is barmy
as her wares she discloses

To all and sundry
she loved to kick up the traces
play with fellows who are so randy
until their wives she faces
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Posted: Jan 2014

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mimzy333
lol good one
steve1223
You just made my day ... I needed a good laugh

laugh
shadow1950
ty Cameal rolling on the floor laughing hug wine kiss
shadow1950
hi Steve long time mate glad it cheered you up hug wine kiss
Poetnumber1
We all knew what happened next when the she faced their wives.laugh Nice one Linda.hug
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