Jessetradamus Prophecies Mr Cafe Challenge

by fjamesj9701DunkinDonuts, Florida, USA

May 2014 840 Views 30 comments

The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)

Author: Jessetradamus

In 2015 an American company called Ford will market a vehicle
The parts will be bought from Canada and they will be assembled in Mexico
The stereo and navigation systems will come from Japan
It will be powered by gasoline from The Middle East
And they will market it to middle class caucasians
Thus creating an even greater depression

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Posted: May 2014

About this poem:

Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books

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trurorobAlicante, Valencia SpainMay 6, 2014

Pretty accurate prophesy Jesse, and get those books back NOW!!
Rob

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 6, 2014

Mr Rob Ive been telling myself that for the past five years now….

Girlygirl196349Fullerton, California USAMay 6, 2014

Cool picture and poem I believe your prediction is very close to coming true

darkhorse555donegal, Donegal IrelandMay 6, 2014

beautifully penned jesse really gets the rubber burning smiling

candykidAshburn, Virginia USAMay 6, 2014

Jesse...

......so true....
lol @ Darkhorses' comment.

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 6, 2014

GiryGirl I see that you will join a traveling circus where you will become a bear wrestler then later you will marry a half lizard half man little person and you will bear one and a half children

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 6, 2014

LDH you will grow a third and fourth big toe thus you will become a great swimmer and discover your true calling as an amphibious super hero. You will be named FrogMan

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 6, 2014

CandyKid in 2015 you will get a radio active cavity and become FrogMans arch nemesis known simply as CK

jonE2toneOrlando, Florida USAMay 7, 2014

Please oh great and powerful tell me what u see in my future

candykidAshburn, Virginia USAMay 7, 2014

Put him down Jesse.....

Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoMay 7, 2014

Tell me great one from the Western tribe of Takunarabseku where the chicken hawks reside, what do you see in my future? Does it involve a winning lottery ticket. Tell me more, a winning lottery ticket never hurt nobody

Cool write, I enjoyed the read my friend. OBE1

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 7, 2014

2Tones I see you will have a bad tanning accident and will be five shades of tan. You will be known as TanBo

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 7, 2014

CK I already knew you were going to say that

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 7, 2014

Yes Jedi Knight I do see a number that would bring you great fortune
You will chase a chicken that has your winning ticket when suddenly a chicken hawk swoops down and eats your chicken and your winning ticket… The Great One has spoken and it shall be done

Girlygirl196349Fullerton, California USAMay 7, 2014

Wow thankyou so kindly now I have something to look forward too.

May I ask oh wise one just what do you see for yourself in 2015?? .ive always wanted to wrestle a bear never thought I'd remarry but hey why not ?? Half a man hey a girl can't ask for more then that

I will look forward to seeing what's in store for you !

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 7, 2014

I see myself on a remote island that I bought from Poet1's winning lottery ticket I found falling from the sky that the chicken dropped after being captured by a chicken hawk Somehow my future turns out great but it has been spoken and shall be done

Girlygirl196349Fullerton, California USAMay 7, 2014

Peace for you!! How nice your having fun in the sun while I'm with a circus

fighting a bear with my half man half lizard husband

just doesn't seem right but I guess your te master wizard !!

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 8, 2014

SILENCE LGG, IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN and besides I don't make the rules thats the macrocosmic department you'll have to file a complaint with them. Thank you come again

Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoMay 8, 2014

That's not what I was expecting to hear.

123whisperMelbourne, Victoria AustraliaMay 8, 2014

MRFRAJNES;NICE REFRESHMENT OF DIFFERENT SUBJECT

SPECIALY FINDING FUNNY ABOUT RETURNING THE BOOKS BACK TO LIBRARY

I WILL NOT ASK YOU TO LOOK INTO MY FUTURE;IT'S ALREADY ENOUGH HEADACKES

123whisperMelbourne, Victoria AustraliaMay 8, 2014

SORRY FOR MISTAKE;MRFJAMESJ;YOU PICKED THE HARD NICK NAME THAT I AM GETTING LOST WITH IT

LOVE ALL COMMENTS ON THIS PAGE THAT MADE ME LAUGH;THANK YOU ALL

Girlygirl196349Fullerton, California USAMay 8, 2014

LOVE THE NEW PROFILE PICTURE!! DARLING YOU LOOK MARVELOUS!!

madtat29Farmington, New Mexico USAMay 9, 2014

Dig it Jesse...needed a chuckle this morning..and its soo true...

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 9, 2014

Miss Whisper I see you going to pharmacy and purchasing a bottle of Tylenol to alleviate your headache and you will buy pink lipstick

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 9, 2014

Miss LGG I have been incognito concealing my true identity. I am really from a future that man has evolved back into its more sophisticated form .. The primate

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 9, 2014

Ck that is actually a pretty cool story as grim as it is

fjamesj9701OPDunkinDonuts, Florida USAMay 9, 2014

MT I knew you would dig it because I have seen all up to this time next year