This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer

by mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin, USA

Jul 2014 541 Views 8 comments

This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer

1. Watching paint dry
2. Clipping my fingernails
3. Taking out the garbage
4. Watching Soap Operas
5. Giving my dog a bath
6. Exercising
7. Picking out socks
8. Hanging out with mom while she shops for clothes
9. Fishing for hours without a bite
10. Going to a Latin mass at a Catholic church
11. Recycling
12. Watching Jimmy Fallon try to be funny
13. Digging a ditch
14. Mowing the grass
15. Washing dishes
16. Making my bed
17. Eating at a sushi restaurant
18. Visiting a bar after midnight
19. Listening to really bad karaoke singers
20. Visiting relatives

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Posted: Jul 2014

About this poem:

I have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.

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Comments (8)

Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoJul 5, 2014

Not many are into soccer but many tune into to it for the excitement the world cup presents. Enjoyed reading your thoughts.

cafetwo2010Harford county, Maryland USAJul 6, 2014

This is very funny bro. Love it. Lol
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fjamesj9701DunkinDonuts, Florida USAJul 6, 2014

Good stuff lol, I really don't see whats so entertaining and they flop worse then the NBA . I saw a guy over exaggerating his fall , then the pain he was whaling as medics rushed to his aid I thought way a bunch of sissies. Goos stuff again … Jesse

orientalkoruGlenella, Queensland AustraliaJul 7, 2014

I'll watch any game... never use to...no preferences...couldn't care less if I don't or can't ow who loses or who wins....so I might as well try your suggestions because they look so much more productive than sitting in front of the screen while brain cells are going through a premature death sentence