Long ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down
Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke
It was called ocean front property
I guess I guess lara croft doesn't like me

Well after two strikes I said that was the end
Besides if the girl I really like
Ever found out oh lara croft I'm really out on a limb

Once at karaoke I had the stage name of Elvis Mustang
But the dj was to embarrassed to announce it
And lara croft never got to meet elvis mustang but that's ok
The girl I really like doesn't know about this I'd like to keep it that way

I could stop and let you think this was all made up
But it happens to be true and so it goes
Elvis mustang had a short career
So be careful with face book and karaoke that's all I know