I'm honest, loyal, brave and true.
My opponent is a crook.
I've never cheated, lied or stole,
That other guy wrote the book.

He dislikes babies, jobs and rights,
And supports the terrorists.
I heard when he was back in school,
That he was a communist.

He voted for higher taxes,
When he cared to vote at all.
While my record is perfect and,
I have answered ev'ry call.

Just remember when at the polls,
I'm the best and he's all bad.
'Cause my name is Dudley Do-Right
And yes, I approved this ad.