Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle ( Archived) (20)

Jun 27, 2012 5:42 PM CSTReasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim, Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts

Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle(Vote Below)

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You still have your teeth
5
12%
You aren't a junkie
0
0%
You don't have a shell track suit
2
5%
You haven't slept with your best mates partener
3
7%
All the above
25
60%
Other
7
17%
Total Votes
42
Here's some classic jezza



Listen to the crack..






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Jun 27, 2012 5:43 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
70Libra
70Libra70LibraCounty, Waterford Ireland43 Threads 6,782 Posts
Phoenix: Here's some classic jezza
Listen to the crack..

I'm in the habit of washing my hair.... I just wouldn't fit in with the norm.
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Jun 27, 2012 5:45 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Glengirl
GlengirlGlengirlConvoy, Donegal Ireland54 Threads 2 Polls 5,560 Posts
I always thought Jeremy Kyle was an American show laugh
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Jun 27, 2012 5:47 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
70Libra
70Libra70LibraCounty, Waterford Ireland43 Threads 6,782 Posts
Glengirl: I always thought Jeremy Kyle was an American show

He does the same show stateside too
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Jun 27, 2012 5:49 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
Phoenix: Here's some classic jezza
Listen to the crack..


Such dignity.....
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Jun 27, 2012 5:50 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
theprowler
theprowlertheprowlerBoston, Massachusetts USA20 Threads 582 Posts
is that show a set up like jerry springer?
do they get paid?
they make a show of themselves.it has to b a set up
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Jun 27, 2012 5:50 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Glengirl
GlengirlGlengirlConvoy, Donegal Ireland54 Threads 2 Polls 5,560 Posts
70Libra: He does the same show stateside too


I've never watched it, but I just assumed it was American....I suppose there's crazy, attention seeking people this side of the Atlantic too laugh
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Jun 27, 2012 5:53 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
shyjim75
shyjim75shyjim75Kildare, Ireland1 Threads 175 Posts
theprowler: is that show a set up like jerry springer?
do they get paid?
they make a show of themselves.it has to b a set up

My precise thoughts too. It's worse than the Jerry Springer show in my view.
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Jun 27, 2012 5:54 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
theprowler: is that show a set up like jerry springer?
do they get paid?
they make a show of themselves.it has to b a set up


They must get paid. Why do that otherwise?
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Jun 27, 2012 5:59 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Lillyrose68
Lillyrose68Lillyrose68Dublin, Ireland3 Threads 74 Posts
theprowler: is that show a set up like jerry springer?
do they get paid?
they make a show of themselves.it has to b a set up
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Jun 27, 2012 6:31 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
DUBLINGUY1973
DUBLINGUY1973DUBLINGUY1973Dublin, Ireland43 Threads 4 Polls 4,692 Posts
Phoenix: Then you sell your story to some tabloid on how you 'hood winked' jezza..You'd be quids or euros in...


Yeah and who is going to believe that? laugh

People would be taking the piss left, right and centre. Not worth the hassle i reckon.
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Jun 27, 2012 6:33 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Dr_Hfuhruhurr
Dr_HfuhruhurrDr_HfuhruhurrCork, Ireland15 Threads 1 Polls 987 Posts
i think a company like berocca or centrum should step in and give the guests multivitamins or something
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Jun 27, 2012 6:36 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
DUBLINGUY1973: Yeah and who is going to believe that?

People would be taking the piss left, right and centre. Not worth the hassle i reckon.


But all you'd have to do is make sure enough people knew about it before hand. And make a recording about the sting before you went on air. I reckon Max Clifford could sort out the details for a small percentage.
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Jun 27, 2012 6:37 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
DUBLINGUY1973
DUBLINGUY1973DUBLINGUY1973Dublin, Ireland43 Threads 4 Polls 4,692 Posts
Dr_Hfuhruhurr: i think a company like berocca or centrum should step in and give the guests multivitamins or something


Or buckets of caffeine.
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Jun 27, 2012 6:38 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Dr_Hfuhruhurr
Dr_HfuhruhurrDr_HfuhruhurrCork, Ireland15 Threads 1 Polls 987 Posts
do they really need more stimulants in their systems?
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Jun 27, 2012 6:50 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
Dr_Hfuhruhurr: do they really need more stimulants in their systems?


You are the Doc. what do you really think???
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Jun 27, 2012 6:53 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
facetowardsfront
facetowardsfrontfacetowardsfrontCork, Ireland42 Threads 1 Polls 2,921 Posts
Dr_Hfuhruhurr: i think a company like berocca or centrum should step in and give the guests multivitamins or something


A bit of Zyklon B mightn't go amiss laugh
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Jun 27, 2012 6:54 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
facetowardsfront: A bit of Zyklon B mightn't go amiss


Face you could be right. Something is missing from them.
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Jun 27, 2012 7:02 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
Dr_Hfuhruhurr
Dr_HfuhruhurrDr_HfuhruhurrCork, Ireland15 Threads 1 Polls 987 Posts
Phoenix: You are the Doc. what do you really think???


i think they should be shot, but that's my opinion!
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Jun 28, 2012 12:05 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
royallee
royalleeroyalleeMeath, Ireland46 Threads 5 Polls 865 Posts
Phoenix: Here's some classic jezza
Listen to the crack..



To be honest with you i love them ................the comedy on TV is crap at the min and i have at time cried laughing at some of the stuff the guests come up with on these shows .................... who in their right mind would go on public TV and air their dirty washing the way some of his guests do ................... !!

And the part i find hilarious is it any of the guest`s name the place they live/come from it gets bleeped out ............ so you could be a guest on the show looking for a DNA test to find out who the the father of your child is, given that it could be any one of six but you can not say "i am living in Crawley"................ confused
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Jun 29, 2012 1:33 PM CST Reasons you wont appear on Jeremy 'jezza' Kyle
facetowardsfront
facetowardsfrontfacetowardsfrontCork, Ireland42 Threads 1 Polls 2,921 Posts
I'm not from Gorton
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by Phoenix (65 Polls)
Created: Jun 2012
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