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Mar 8, 2015 2:15 PM CSTDoes this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
chriscmiller29
chriscmiller29chriscmiller29Canoga Park, California, USA19 Threads 2 Polls 79 Posts

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I changed my profile with this... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jokes and creating characters. In short, I'm like nobody you've ever met before. I'm 1 in a 1,000,000." I'm hoping it sounds better.
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Mar 20, 2015 10:50 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
LilBeaver
LilBeaverLilBeaverBayern, Bavaria Germany7 Threads 3 Polls 96 Posts
I will reply here since you banned me from the other thread. You completely misunderstood what I was saying. In no moment I bad mouthed your work, i was merely doing a comparisson. A profile is like an add, but in this case the item you are selling is yourself. I was telling you to imagine that your profile is the same as a pitch for one of your stories, how would you convince other people to 'buy' you.
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Mar 20, 2015 11:29 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
Halv0
Halv0Halv0Marcoola, Queensland Australia19 Threads 766 Posts
thumbs up handshake cheers hug

So true.

People forget that what they say is for the benefit of others reading the profile, not themselves, their own opinion of themselves. A profile is all about the opinions of others. They are ones doing the shopping.

A profile is about why someone would want to buy into your life.

Many people approach it from the wrong angle.

Good comment.
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Mar 20, 2015 11:32 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
Halv0
Halv0Halv0Marcoola, Queensland Australia19 Threads 766 Posts
doh Forgot to quote doh

LilBeaver: I will reply here since you banned me from the other thread. You completely misunderstood what I was saying. In no moment I bad mouthed your work, i was merely doing a comparisson. A profile is like an add, but in this case the item you are selling is yourself. I was telling you to imagine that your profile is the same as a pitch for one of your stories, how would you convince other people to 'buy' you.


thumbs up handshake cheers hug yay

So true.

People forget that what they say is for the benefit of others reading the profile, not themselves, their own opinion of themselves. A profile is all about the opinions of others. They are ones doing the shopping.

A profile is about why someone would want to buy into your life.

Many people approach it from the wrong angle.

Good comment.
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Mar 21, 2015 4:14 AM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
Bluefish22
Bluefish22Bluefish22Chooksville, Bay of Plenty New Zealand16 Threads 1 Polls 909 Posts
chriscmiller29: I changed my profile with this... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jokes and creating characters. In short, I'm like nobody you've ever met before. I'm 1 in a 1,000,000." I'm hoping it sounds better.


Sounds a bit like someone living in fear of cancer.

If you are afraid of something you will attract it to you.

Spend time amongst large trees and try to feel a joy and amazement in the beauty of nature.

You are you.

Let go of fear, embrace love.

Embrace life, as water embraces, without judgement.
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Mar 21, 2015 7:02 AM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
Bluefish22: poeticfascism

poeticterrorist
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Mar 21, 2015 11:13 AM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
chriscmiller29
chriscmiller29chriscmiller29Canoga Park, California USA19 Threads 2 Polls 79 Posts
Bluefish22: Sounds a bit like someone living in fear of cancer.


I'm not "living in fear of cancer" you bloody git. I had it, I got cured. I'm proud not afraid. Hence cancer survivor.
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Mar 21, 2015 11:16 AM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
chriscmiller29
chriscmiller29chriscmiller29Canoga Park, California USA19 Threads 2 Polls 79 Posts
I'll work on that. But I do better with fiction, if I was a super hero or a monster from outer space... It'd be easier.
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Mar 21, 2015 11:17 AM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
rizlaredonline today!
rizlaredonline today!rizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
chriscmiller29: I'm not "living in fear of cancer" you bloody git. I had it, I got cured. I'm proud not afraid. Hence cancer survivor.


Yep that will really attract the ladiesdoh
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Mar 21, 2015 11:20 AM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
LilBeaver
LilBeaverLilBeaverBayern, Bavaria Germany7 Threads 3 Polls 96 Posts
chriscmiller29: I'll work on that. But I do better with fiction, if I was a super hero or a monster from outer space... It'd be easier.



I'm going to try and write you a profile.
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Mar 21, 2015 1:23 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
LilBeaver
LilBeaverLilBeaverBayern, Bavaria Germany7 Threads 3 Polls 96 Posts
dunno confused scold
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Mar 21, 2015 4:40 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
chriscmiller29: Dumb question... How did you get my cell number? I never gave it to you.

Haha!! Next you´ll be telling us that chris miller is your real namelaugh
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Mar 21, 2015 4:43 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,516 Posts
chriscmiller29: I changed my profile with this... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jokes and creating characters. In short, I'm like nobody you've ever met before. I'm 1 in a 1,000,000." I'm hoping it sounds better.
I have to agree with some of the other posters. Recently I answered your first pitch at this by doing some research in your area and gave you some very viable ideas about who, what, when, and where. Not a word back, but hey, that's the world. People who are truly one in a million take the time to be courteous. Don't lean on being a cancer survivor. It gets old, even with the most patient and understanding people. Take the hint(s). I deserve an acknowledgement for the time I spent answering your questions. Be a gentleman.
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Mar 21, 2015 4:45 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
chriscmiller29
chriscmiller29chriscmiller29Canoga Park, California USA19 Threads 2 Polls 79 Posts
chriscmiller29: I changed my profile with this... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jokes and creating characters. In short, I'm like nobody you've ever met before. I'm 1 in a 1,000,000." I'm hoping it sounds better.


Yes... Yes it is... I'm looking for a date, why would I lie? Plus, I use my real name to market myself, network myself and what not.
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Mar 21, 2015 4:46 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,516 Posts
chriscmiller29: Dumb question... How did you get my cell number? I never gave it to you.
seems like almost anything can be found on the information highway. I think you're bluffing, though....giggle
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Mar 21, 2015 4:52 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
chriscmiller29
chriscmiller29chriscmiller29Canoga Park, California USA19 Threads 2 Polls 79 Posts
chriscmiller29: I changed my profile with this... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jokes and creating characters. In short, I'm like nobody you've ever met before. I'm 1 in a 1,000,000." I'm hoping it sounds better.


It's my business cell number, my personal assistant screens my calls. His name is Frances Vandersnoot, very stuck up.
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Mar 21, 2015 4:52 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
seems like almost anything can be found on the information highway. I think you're bluffing, though....[/quote
We can all wattsapp him now
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Mar 21, 2015 4:54 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
chriscmiller29: I changed my profile with this... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jokes and creating characters. In short, I'm like nobody you've ever met before. I'm 1 in a 1,000,000." I'm hoping it sounds better.





I'm proud of many things but I don't put it up on my profile,


I'm proud I survived childbirth twice.


I'm proud I won a gold medal in swimming competition,



It's your business poster what you want to highlight in your profile,


Yes it sure is a great thing to be a surviver of cancer,

thumbs up
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Mar 21, 2015 4:58 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: I'm proud of many things but I don't put it up on my profile,I'm proud I survived childbirth twice.I'm proud I won a gold medal in swimming competition,
It's your business poster what you want to highlight in your profile,Yes it sure is a great thing to be a surviver of cancer,





Some people jokes are not funny to others,


I sometimes have black humour but thete are certain things I don't joke about as things have a habit of black fireing,


Sorry back fireing.
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Mar 21, 2015 5:02 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
angel .angel .angel .angel .angel ..angel


devil



angel .angel .angel .angel ,angel .angel .


heart wings .angel2 daisy happy place santa waving balloons party hat danceline teddybear
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Mar 21, 2015 5:05 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
chriscmiller29: I'll work on that. But I do better with fiction, if I was a super hero or a monster from outer space... It'd be easier.

Well, why not write a piece of fiction, then?

You don't have to create reality for your profile - that's sort of impossible to do.

Capturing the essence of yourself, or a wee bit of yourself will more than suffice.

Intergalactic warrior seeks other worldly creature for star dating...
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Mar 21, 2015 5:05 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
I think the op of this thread has much light around him,


Rose quartz and the angels protecting him,


White angels,


angel .


grin .wine
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Mar 21, 2015 5:06 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: I think the op of this thread has much light around him,Rose quartz and the angels protecting him,White angels, . .




And his aura has colours of the rainbow,


Yes indeed he is protected against the dark forces of nature,


teddybear
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Mar 21, 2015 5:10 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
DonPepperoni
DonPepperoniDonPepperoniMálaga, Andalusia Spain42 Threads 1 Polls 552 Posts
peachmelba: I think the op of this thread has much light around him,Rose quartz and the angels protecting him,White angels, . .

Are you a jedi?
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Mar 21, 2015 5:19 PM CST Does this sound better... "I am a cancer survivor... I'm funny, smart, with an knack for telling jok
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
DonPepperoni: Are you a jedi?




Well if the op is a warlock then I am a Winnie the poo,


Well I was asked to go to turkey a place called kindaski but thought better if it I said no ,

You know I didnt want the men in black cloaks come and get me in my hotel in middle of the night and throw me over the tense into Syria ,


Make me cook and clean and scrub,I couldn't do that for them,


cheers
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