This guy is really drunk and arrives home real late. Trying to avoid the wrath of the missus he parks a block away from his home. He takes off his shoes as he walks up the stairs, being ever so careful not to make any noise. Quietly, he opens the door and tiptoes into the room. Suddenly, KABOOM, he gets an almighty wack on the back of his head with a frying pan.
At the pub the following day he tells his story to one of his mates who sadly shakes his head and says:
"Man, you are a numpty! Listen up...Here's how I do it. When I get rip roarin drunk I go and borrow my buddies Harley and start screamin up and down the block a few times, hootin and a hollerin. I then take the Harley right up to the porch and start screamin and cussin. Then I slam the door open and scream at the top of my voice - "I'm the Man o this house and I want some bedroom lovin right now!" ... And you know what's really amazing? The wife's always sound asleep...
So, does this mean it's a hootin and hollerin harley rider?
tainogirl: Oh so its like that huh? Forcing me to cheat huh? Well I'm not as young as I used to be you know, can't you find easier words for us old folk.
old and inferior, my, you decline fast carnival girl
Now don't get too emotional ... there's a clue in there for you
tainogirlTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago3,777 posts
RDM59: It is not crying
BENE BALL ........ it is round
A rather small fat jolly lady ??
NOT CRYING. and nothing to do with fat ladies, I'm off to the grocery and I'll check on you - but I'm gonna bet you won't figure it out. No cheating now.
tainogirl: NOT CRYING. and nothing to do with fat ladies, I'm off to the grocery and I'll check on you - but I'm gonna bet you won't figure it out. No cheating now.
No cheating, for sure. Got to switch off now and get work done. catch you later
tainogirl: NOT CRYING. and nothing to do with fat ladies, I'm off to the grocery and I'll check on you - but I'm gonna bet you won't figure it out. No cheating now.
hiya tain.. if you eat lots of this might you get fat????
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