Phoenix: Between us Smoky...I'm really doing my Jesus impersonation
Impersonation....? ... oh, sorry, I thought ... before ... well .... it IS about every 500 years we get a great new prophet to utter words of wisdom ...... Sorry, was being facetious about the John and Yoko thing .....
Phoenix: I'm looking for a Hank jr song....and I can't remember the name. And to add insult to injury..I've the melody in my head but not the words....
Phoenix: I'm looking for a Hank jr song....and I can't remember the name. And to add insult to injury..I've the melody in my head but not the words....
Why not do a Search on YouTube,might jog your memory!
Conrad73: Why not do a Search on YouTube,might jog your memory!
I've been looking at a list of his song's...I can remember some of the words..It was about yankee's not under standing what happens south of mason dixon...
Phoenix: I've been looking at a list of his song's...I can remember some of the words..It was about yankee's not under standing what happens south of mason dixon...
Part of the words are about 'Him' talking to a woman and she say's somelike "is that your horse outside"...And he replies "No mam, he's between my legs and your to fat to ride"
Ok who the two jokers....(the males) who voted for me. I should really say "Thank's for the vote's"...but considering the nature of the poll I'll decline to say thanks....
Phoenix: Part of the words are about 'Him' talking to a woman and she say's somelike "is that your horse outside"...And he replies "No mam, he's between my legs and your to fat to ride"
If you fly in from Birmingham you'll get the last gate If you flew in from Boston, no you sure won't have to wait And I'm learnin' a little more everyday. About the power of the dollar, And the people with white collars, And the good old American way.
I've noticed I don't get much help When they see my blue jeans. Some slick with a suit walks up, "Oh, can I help you please?" Yes, I'm learnin' as I gain a little age, About the power of the dollar, And the people with white collars, And the good old American way.
Some high society lady said, "Is your horse outside?" "No mam, he's between my legs but you're too fat to ride." And you're learnin' a little more about my ways, And what I think about your dollar, And your white collar, And your good old American way.
If you don't like my nudie boots I'm sorry about that. Don't make fun of my hat too, Or you might get knocked flat. Then you'll learn some more, If you ever pass down our way, About the folks without the dollar, And without white collars, Hell, they are the American way. Suey!
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