Who wants Ambrose (220)
Ulimaroa: Clever Lass' you got the in-between-the-lines compliment!
Awww you are a woman, of course you know double entendre
Awww you are a woman, of course you know double entendre
Woman, thy name is "double entendre." (Just felt like saying that for some reason
)vintagerock: ME! ME! ME!
does he come with extras? some attachments?
does he come with extras? some attachments?
I may need a pair of prosthetic limbs to keep up with you, Rock.
Ambrose2007: I may need a pair of prosthetic limbs to keep up with you, Rock.
i could slow down for you if you want? *grin*
Ulimaroa: Yep and you got me to thank for now knowing
you and I have at least 16 people to struggle through
in order to get to him
It will be buzy on his doorstep,
with all of THEM
wanting to get their share...
Maybe we are facing a stampede???
you and I have at least 16 people to struggle through
in order to get to him
It will be buzy on his doorstep,
with all of THEM
wanting to get their share...
Maybe we are facing a stampede???
best tactic
vintagerock: i could slow down for you if you want? *grin*
Thanks, Rock. Maybe you could affect one of those cute little wounded bird walks or something? Then I might have a chance...
Ulimaroa: Yep and you got me to thank for now knowing
you and I have at least 16 people to struggle through
in order to get to him
It will be buzy on his doorstep,
with all of THEM
wanting to get their share...
Maybe we are facing a stampede???
you and I have at least 16 people to struggle through
in order to get to him
It will be buzy on his doorstep,
with all of THEM
wanting to get their share...
Maybe we are facing a stampede???
You know, at first that sounded like a lot of fun, but now I'm wondering what might be left of me after this over.
Ambrose2007: Thanks, Rock. Maybe you could affect one of those cute little wounded bird walks or something? Then I might have a chance...
you just want me to look stupid don't you?
vintagerock: you just want me to look stupid don't you?
Ambrose2007:
What? You love it when guys talk theological to you?
What? You love it when guys talk theological to you?
I'll show you what's theology
I wonder 
if we reach three digits,
beeeeeeeeecause ...
if thats the case,
I rather queue at Fallingmans house
Anyone with me?
if we reach three digits,beeeeeeeeecause ...
if thats the case,
I rather queue at Fallingmans house
Anyone with me?
Ulimaroa: I wonder if we reach three digits,
beeeeeeeeecause ...
if thats the case,
I rather queue at Fallingmans house Anyone with me?
beeeeeeeeecause ...
if thats the case,
I rather queue at Fallingmans house Anyone with me?
Well ... last time I've checked if he is home ... he still was away shopping
Ambrose2007: Now wait a consarned minute here, Uli. How did that devious womanizer Fallingman sneak onto this thread? I thought this was supposed me all about me? I had enough trouble with that guy over on the "Most Creative Photos" thread awhile back, and am still recovering from the fright his one eye gave me then.
What did you do to his Eye?
Uli, she just can not decide between two of you
Ambrose2007: Now wait a consarned minute here, Uli. How did that devious womanizer Fallingman sneak onto this thread? I thought this was supposed me all about me? I had enough trouble with that guy over on the "Most Creative Photos" thread awhile back, and am still recovering from the fright his one eye gave me then.
Look at the poll, man!
For crying out loud,
do you think I will waste my last months of womanhood
in line on your doorstep? ? ?
Either you organize the sittings in a fashion or I am out.
- Alphabetical
- let them pull numbers
- sort them by hight
- Hair colours (start with blonde, honey coloured, ash blond ect)
- by musical instrument they play
- by IQ-test
- by references about their cooking skills
but
doooooooo something!Konigsberg: What did you do to his Eye?
Uli, she just can not decide between two of you
Uli, she just can not decide between two of you
Now it's out in the open
Königsberg...This is what I am grinding my teeth over during the night!
This one or that one... or none ?
Ulimaroa: Look at the poll, man!
For crying out loud,
do you think I will waste my last months of womanhood
in line on your doorstep? ? ? Either you organize the sittings in a fashion or I am out.
- Alphabetical
- let them pull numbers
- sort them by hight
- Hair colours (start with blonde, honey coloured, ash blond ect)
- by musical instrument they play
- by IQ-test
- by references about their cooking skills
but doooooooo something!
For crying out loud,
do you think I will waste my last months of womanhood
in line on your doorstep? ? ? Either you organize the sittings in a fashion or I am out.
- Alphabetical
- let them pull numbers
- sort them by hight
- Hair colours (start with blonde, honey coloured, ash blond ect)
- by musical instrument they play
- by IQ-test
- by references about their cooking skills
but doooooooo something!
ohhh cuss uli....hahaha..
Ulimaroa: Look at the poll, man!
For crying out loud,
do you think I will waste my last months of womanhood
in line on your doorstep? ? ? Either you organize the sittings in a fashion or I am out.
- Alphabetical
- let them pull numbers
- sort them by hight
- Hair colours (start with blonde, honey coloured, ash blond ect)
- by musical instrument they play
- by IQ-test
- by references about their cooking skills
but doooooooo something!
For crying out loud,
do you think I will waste my last months of womanhood
in line on your doorstep? ? ? Either you organize the sittings in a fashion or I am out.
- Alphabetical
- let them pull numbers
- sort them by hight
- Hair colours (start with blonde, honey coloured, ash blond ect)
- by musical instrument they play
- by IQ-test
- by references about their cooking skills
but doooooooo something!
Hmmm...you make good points, Uli. I certainly would hate to see your ripe "womanhood" drying up...
Okay, I think the fair thing here is to institute a lottery of sorts. True, I tend to favor the high-IQ types and blondes, but I don't want to be accused of discrimination here. Will just set up a spinning bucket with balls with each applicant's name on it. In order to insure fairness, I suggest we hire Fallingman to run the lottery.
Or would that be something like hiring the fox to manage the henhouse...?
Ulimaroa: Now it's out in the open Königsberg...
This is what I am grinding my teeth over during the night!
This one or that one... or none ?
This is what I am grinding my teeth over during the night!
This one or that one... or none ?
Sorry Uli .. but you were hiding your desires too bad ... it is so obvious even to a naked eye ...
Ambrose vs Fallingman
I can be a Referee Ah?!
Konigsberg: Sorry Uli .. but you were hiding your desires too bad ... it is so obvious even to a naked eye ...
Ambrose vs Fallingman
I can be a Referee Ah?!
Ambrose vs Fallingman
I can be a Referee Ah?!
I might be willing to take him on...if he wears a blindfold, K. That one eye of his really creeps me out....
Ambrose2007: I might be willing to take him on...if he wears a blindfold, K. That one eye of his really creeps me out....
You may take a chance on doing so ... ummm ... but he is an Irish
Ask him to put up a picture of a shoe ... I know he has one
Gotta run ... see you all later
blue_eyed_blonde: yeh me too, i dont have the IQ...his list is slimming down...
You know as well as I do that you have a brilliantly lascivious mind, Blue! Please allow Fallingman to write your name on a lottery ball, my friend! This contest wouldn't be the same without you. (I'm hoping this whole trip/lottery thing doesn't fall apart...the sound of my newly supersized ego deflating would wake up half the people in Badger County!
)Ambrose2007: I've been reading you for a long time, Pilipala, and I know you've got a lively if occasionally delirious mind. And besides, I've got a blond wig you could borrow!
And for the record, seriously, I don't care much about hair color. It's the inner person I care about. (Where's the emoticon for "saint" when you need one?)
And for the record, seriously, I don't care much about hair color. It's the inner person I care about. (Where's the emoticon for "saint" when you need one?)
delirious mind mmmmmm thats comes of working with the mad and confused .I must remember to lick their meds next time i administer it to them.
I once dyed my hair blond for a month it was really short at the time. Got talked into by my hairdresser who want to enter a competition. Much rather be dark and mysterious far more in keeping with my personality.
blue_eyed_blonde: yeh me too, i dont have the IQ...his list is slimming down...
Kiddin' hugh?
You got more brains then some
I am so angry now, I could take Ambrose by his ankles
and
clobber you over the head with him!
Silly chick!
Ulimaroa: Look at the poll, man!
For crying out loud,
do you think I will waste my last months of womanhood
in line on your doorstep? ? ? Either you organize the sittings in a fashion or I am out.
- Alphabetical D - close to the beginning
- let them pull numbers No, too random
- sort them by hight Shortest to tallest - I'm 5'1"
- Hair colours (start with blonde, honey coloured, ash blond ect) NO, no, no You would need to start with the dark end of the spectrum
- by musical instrument they play -Seriously no - I don't play any
- by IQ-test -Pretty smart, but their are too many smart people here
- by references about their cooking skills -Damn good cook
but doooooooo something!
For crying out loud,
do you think I will waste my last months of womanhood
in line on your doorstep? ? ? Either you organize the sittings in a fashion or I am out.
- Alphabetical D - close to the beginning
- let them pull numbers No, too random
- sort them by hight Shortest to tallest - I'm 5'1"
- Hair colours (start with blonde, honey coloured, ash blond ect) NO, no, no You would need to start with the dark end of the spectrum
- by musical instrument they play -Seriously no - I don't play any
- by IQ-test -Pretty smart, but their are too many smart people here
- by references about their cooking skills -Damn good cook
but doooooooo something!
WAIT!!!!
I like things like they were before and now you want to change the rules, Uli? You were the one that put me on top of that list.
I'm staying.
No - this is a very bad idea. Ya'll can just line up at Fallingmans.
I won't leave you for Fallingman, Jeff.
Ulimaroa: Dont you worry, PILIPALA he isnt really into blond,
being blond himself.
I suppose he said "blond"
as to not offend the blond majority?
Blonds usually go for brunette and dark haired.
Just like dark haired guys go for blond.
I know, cos its for red heads
nobody carries a torch
being blond himself.
I suppose he said "blond"
as to not offend the blond majority?
Blonds usually go for brunette and dark haired.
Just like dark haired guys go for blond.
I know, cos its for red heads
nobody carries a torch
Actually i love red hair i think its lovelly
Ulimaroa: Kiddin' hugh?
You got more brains then some
I am so angry now, I could take Ambrose by his ankles
and
clobber you over the head with him!
Silly chick!
You got more brains then some
I am so angry now, I could take Ambrose by his ankles
and
clobber you over the head with him!
Silly chick!
clobber...ouch...
I guess its a good thing its a lottery, sometimes men have a hard time making decisions...
teasing...
dcj22: WAIT!!!!
I like things like they were before and now you want to change the rules, Uli? You were the one that put me on top of that list.
I'm staying.
No - this is a very bad idea. Ya'll can just line up at Fallingmans.
I won't leave you for Fallingman, Jeff.
I like things like they were before and now you want to change the rules, Uli? You were the one that put me on top of that list.
I'm staying.
No - this is a very bad idea. Ya'll can just line up at Fallingmans.
I won't leave you for Fallingman, Jeff.
I love Fallingman is
and he IrishPILIPALA: I love Fallingman is and he Irish
See, Uli, this is how it starts. Just the mention of that Machiavellian prankster is sufficient to start the Revolt Against Ambrose....
It was soo good while it lasted....blue_eyed_blonde: clobber...ouch...
I guess its a good thing its a lottery, sometimes men have a hard time making decisions...
teasing...
I guess its a good thing its a lottery, sometimes men have a hard time making decisions...
teasing...
Damn, Blue, I think that might hurt me more than you...
dcj22: WAIT!!!!
I like things like they were before and now you want to change the rules, Uli? You were the one that put me on top of that list.
I'm staying.
No - this is a very bad idea. Ya'll can just line up at Fallingmans.
I won't leave you for Fallingman, Jeff.
I like things like they were before and now you want to change the rules, Uli? You were the one that put me on top of that list.
I'm staying.
No - this is a very bad idea. Ya'll can just line up at Fallingmans.
I won't leave you for Fallingman, Jeff.
dcj22 Got caught
changing the rules 
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