Claayer: Hmm didn't I mention this before?.. but I lurrrrrrrrve chillis... until they come back out!!
When you eat too many .. they are as HOT coming out as they were going IN. (HOLY MAMAA!!)Ever tried cellotaping an ice cube to your bum hole?
nahh nor me..
only because I think it would melt in 3 seconds flat!
No one could be worse than my father first thing in the morning...we all used to hear him from our bedrooms and then a stony reply from my mother. Apparently he now plays tunes and calls it beetholen!
ClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK15,888 posts
Zarah: No one could be worse than my father first thing in the morning...we all used to hear him from our bedrooms and then a stony reply from my mother. Apparently he now plays tunes and calls it beetholen!
Claayer: I lit one once.. to try and cheer up a friend..
It worked!..
But.. that was a loonnnggg time ago in my wild and reckless youth.... and she nearly crashed the car.
You were in a car at the time...thank god you did not explode...!!!! My brother gets drunk and does what he calls the ring of fire dance.... Drops his daks, rolls up a newspaper, sticks it in his butt cheeks and lights the end while he prances along the bar....All of the patrons drinking lays bets to see how long he will last....(no it does not run in the family)
ClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK15,888 posts
Zarah: You were in a car at the time...thank god you did not explode...!!!! My brother gets drunk and does what he calls the ring of fire dance.... Drops his daks, rolls up a newspaper, sticks it in his butt cheeks and lights the end while he prances along the bar....All of the patrons drinking lays bets to see how long he will last....(no it does not run in the family)
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You just never know whether you are going to get away with sneaking one out or not.
What about the menthol ones?
Sometimes they really burn!
"i remember eating, but I don't remember eating THAT!!"