lion131: do you feel safe on an aircraft now,with the extra security checks,etc?
yes..actually i am doubly apprehensive because i am a muslim and that means they will surely check each and every inch of me including my buttock, 'tunnel of waste' and then of course my tiny cute little 'ding dong' inside my underwear, least i keep any conceal weapon inside my underwear. But they will never know that my tiny little 'ding dong' can be the most dangerous concealed 'weapond' of all
Wow_FactorLondon, Greater London, England UK3,698 posts
mnowsa: yes..actually i am doubly apprehensive because i am a muslim and that means they will surely check each and every inch of me including my buttock, 'tunnel of waste' and then of course my tiny cute little 'ding dong' inside my underwear, least i keep any conceal weapon inside my underwear. But they will never know that my tiny little 'ding dong' can be the most dangerous concealed 'weapond' of all
Sure...I fly several times a year so do my kids...although we do avoid the American carriers...more for all the grunty nonesense than security reasons though
Wow_FactorLondon, Greater London, England UK3,698 posts
mnowsa: ooops..i thought the ladies in the UK didn't know the meaning of 'ding dong'. or did they?
I have heard it called a ding-a-ling, but not a ding-dong, although whatever you think it should be called is fine with the ladies. At least the name will make them smile! Ok, off topic so back to the topic in hand.
lion131: do you feel safe on an aircraft now,with the extra security checks,etc?
Damn those checks..and they do not prevent terrorism... anyway never was hip about flying since 88/89 almost crashed and since then well...but to me 9/11 past...if I really want to go I will and go out and push if needed
mnowsa: o come on conny! i bet you would also love to stand without a shirt on you if a hot female security guard was standing in front of you like that
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