My Spider Diary

Before you invite me to come and do your housework, Molly, I think you ought to know that, contrary to popular belief, the camera does sometimes lie.

My Spider Diary

It doesn't sound like there would be much point in turning up at your house, Molly, if those are the terms and conditions. moping

My Spider Diary

I envy you, map, I'd love to live in a mango tree.

My Spider Diary

We don't really have dangerous wildlife here, wen. I once tripped over a hedgehog in the dark, that's about the biggest danger I've ever been in.

My Spider Diary

If the day ever comes when I can collect enough spiders to make a proper meal of, they can have the place to themselves, cause I'll be moving out.

I'd give most of those delicacies a try, MiMi.

My Spider Diary

The nutritional value in one of our spiders is probably, at best, equivalent to that of a small peanut, MiMi. It hardly seems worth getting a pan out for.

How does this reflect on me?

Hello, Bogart. wave

How does this reflect on me?

But I've been looking for 2 years already, M4. I was beginning to forget what I look like.

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

Thank you all for participating in this rather silly, boredom inspired blog, I could well have ended up looking like an idiot if you hadn't joined in. cheers

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

I've already done an hour and a half overtime, I'm usually in bed by 10. yawn

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

I can't keep it up any longer, Molly, I've exhausted myself.

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

I can't get back across the border, Molly, some idiot has built a wall. Lucky I have relatives in Mexico who can smuggle me across.

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

Just rolled into Nicaragua, forgot to step on the brakes at El Paso. This top of the range car can really move. May as well visit relatives while I'm here.

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

Wow, the scenery here in Colorado is great. Invited all my local relatives round to see my luxury $10,000 per night hotel suit.

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

Ended up in Oregon, somehow. dunno May as well buy an exclusive top of the range sports car while I'm here. liar

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

Will be driving through the night to Arizona, with a stop off in Milwaukee, to visit relatives. Trump is the best.

Why our president is the most interesting president in the whole history of presidents

You bet, epirb. thumbs up The weather here in Alabama is great, I just got in from Indiana.

How does this reflect on me?

Map. cheers

How does this reflect on me?

Thank you, wobbly, I'll think about it.

How does this reflect on me?

The uneasiness is a small price to pay for the amount of time you'll have to spend with me to achieve it. A better bargain than my mirrors, I'd say. hug

How does this reflect on me?

You are a creative thinker, Z, but I'm afraid your solutions require a bit too much effort for my liking.

How does this reflect on me?

I don't know, chat, I haven't unpacked them yet.

How does this reflect on me?

I'm not entirely comfortable with the thought of either of those two statements being true, Molly.

How does this reflect on me?

I daren't do that, Z. Knowing charity shop prices and my propensity for a bargain, I would likely as not buy all four back again. sigh

How does this reflect on me?

That's amazing, Molly, it's like you were there with me, inside my head. wow

How does this reflect on me?

No, Molly, I'm sorry. I should be thinking more metaphorically. Btw. I did request no suggestions regarding the left over mirrors. scold

How does this reflect on me?

Oh, I see what you mean, Molly. You were speaking metaphorically. I was taking you literally. Yes, most of us have been guilty of that, although when I do it I usually know I'm doing it, even though it doesn't prevent me from doing it.

How does this reflect on me?

But if you went into Ikea looking for four mirrors, it wouldn't seem like you were getting them for the price of one. It would just seem like Ikea mirrors are good value.

How does this reflect on me?

No, MiMi. I didn't know much about Swedish food before I started going to Ikea, but, after checking out the restaurant and shop, on the way out, I have decided that it is a little weird.

How does this reflect on me?

In my case, Molly, I'm four times as likely to see my position that way.

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