Everyone on my Christmas gift list gets a £20 note in their card, jac. Unfortunately, the bank doesn't do special offers on £20 notes, they always charge full price.
You must be a very resilient man, Philipsen, to withstand the equivalent of a ton of bricks falling on you from the Empire State Building day after day, at 7pm.
My wife was devastated when she lost her father. He had been suffering with dementia for some time when it happened. I'll never forget the look of relief on her face when a neighbour turned up at the door with him. She found him wandering about at the end of the street in just his underpants and slippers.
I think of you as Ma Jones, Lindsy. A sort of allusion to Ma Barker. But there is a kind of grudging affection in there, even though I suspect it's not reciprocated.
Being surrounded by girls being nice to me more than makes up for any disappointment I might feel at the quality of my "literature" not being what it should be, Miguel.
Hurrah, it's Black Friday
Oh no, not a Mellow Birds baby, jac.