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Does a clean fridge have similar benefits to those of a clean car, loulou? Just wondering.

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Stop trying to use my blog to your own advantage, Biff.

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He may be a hottie, molly, but he can't compete with me when it comes to fridges.

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Well at least my neighbour is in for a good time, loulou.

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I didn't realise it was as simple as that, loulou.

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Molly.

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He who dares wins, Biff.

The Toad

Of course it doesn't give you warts, EX, nausea is probably the worse thing you'd get.

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Although the toad is a noble creature, nellyoxford, it is often frowned upon. In my small way I seek to give it the prominence it deserves.

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MiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

It's good to know that I'm not the only one too lazy to clean their car.

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Just a minute, yaspark, a clean car is one thing, but nobody said anything about a neat car.

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You are determined to get me to clean my car, Bellanna, aren't you? Well I'll do my best, that's all I'm promising.

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Did I, molly? I hope I inspired you in a good way.

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It gives me great satisfaction to know I am an inspiration to you, yaspark; if only I could inspire myself similarly.

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I don't want to let you down, yaspark, so I promise that, next weekend, I will seriously think about giving more thought to cleaning the car.

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I'm trying to imagine it, yaspark. Nothing's happening yet but I'll keep trying.

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I love that phrase "danced the car clean", Biff, someone should put it in a song or a poem.

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You are being very persistent with the dancing idea, Bellanna.

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I think this would bring them out of the woodwork, molly.

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But what would the neighbours think, Bellanna?

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As many here will tell you, Bellanna, I am an accomplished dancer, but only in the kitchen.

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EX

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I've always had a problem with premature peaking, molly.

RE: You're on your first date........

I think the fact that you are an idiot is your most defining feature.

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I've already boasted told them about the fridge, molly.

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Weekly, LaFonda! That's obsessive.

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If we are to continue this conversation, jac, perhaps it would be better with me reclining on a couch and you sitting behind me, taking notes.

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It isn't an equal relationship, jac, that car is totally dependent on me. It (she ) wouldn't go anywhere if it weren't for me. I keep its tank full of fuel, indulge its insatiable appetite for oil and take care of all its legal affairs, all at considerable financial cost to myself. Am I really expected to attend to it's personal needs on top of all that. Okay, so it gets me to work and back everyday, but that's all it's got to do, it has no other responsibilities. It sometimes feels like I'm just being used.

So yes, jac, I probably do have bloody issues.

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I can't change anything, meth, that's the problem.

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I don't know what you've been told about the washer woman, EX, but I urge that caution be your watchword when listening to gossip. All I will say on the matter is that my endeavours were prompted by no small amount of encouragement, despite the subsequent denials of that fact.